Well, the ancient astronaut theorists suggest that Santa is an ancient alien who does unlawful surveillance and then sneaks in and steals all your milk and cookies.
We see you when you’re sleeping / And when you are awake / You’d better toe the line, my friend / In today’s surveillance state! / Oh, you better not pout / You better not cry / Doesn’t look good / In a camera’s eye / Big Brother is all over your town.
GreasyOldTam almost 5 years ago
You have no idea.
Bilan almost 5 years ago
But instead of Big Brother, it’s the Elf On The Shelf
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
Not to mention “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” .
Gent almost 5 years ago
Well, the ancient astronaut theorists suggest that Santa is an ancient alien who does unlawful surveillance and then sneaks in and steals all your milk and cookies.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Not to mention slave elf labor.
tripwire45 almost 5 years ago
It is indeed.
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
“What a weird holiday.”
I totally agree.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
And the losers get coal in their socks!
geese28 almost 5 years ago
and violence….Deck the Halls :p
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
It’s a hodgepodge of multiple celebrations from antiquity, cobbled together over many years.
rugeirn almost 5 years ago
We see you when you’re sleeping / And when you are awake / You’d better toe the line, my friend / In today’s surveillance state! / Oh, you better not pout / You better not cry / Doesn’t look good / In a camera’s eye / Big Brother is all over your town.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Just wait til you see what we do to Easter…
ksu71 almost 5 years ago
And now for something different
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL0lPcNwRqQ
gantech almost 5 years ago
And then there’s mistletoe…a toxic substance, sometimes used to attempt seduction…
therese_callahan2002 almost 5 years ago
“And what’s this about a dog and a guy called The Red Baron at Christmas time? Not to mention a boy desperate to buy Christmas shoes.”
anomalous4 almost 5 years ago
This arc reminds me of an Asimov story…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_on_Ganymede
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
You don’t even want to try to figure out Grandma got run-over by a reindeer…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
Are you SURE you want to mess with such beings??????
Ermine Notyours almost 5 years ago
No controversy over “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” this year.
Argythree almost 5 years ago
Meanwhile, Mariah Carey’ “All I want for Christmas is you” finally reached number one in whatever rating system is used for music…
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Wait until you heard the nursery rhymes. Mice getting their tails cut off, people breaking their crown, the violence is alarming.
Scoutmaster77 almost 5 years ago
We’re a weird species…
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
and what does i’m dreaming of a white christmas say to them…?