Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 17, 2019

You have no idea.

But instead of Big Brother, it’s the Elf On The Shelf

Not to mention “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” .

Well, the ancient astronaut theorists suggest that Santa is an ancient alien who does unlawful surveillance and then sneaks in and steals all your milk and cookies.

Not to mention slave elf labor.

It is indeed.

“What a weird holiday.”

I totally agree.

And the losers get coal in their socks!

and violence….Deck the Halls :p

It’s a hodgepodge of multiple celebrations from antiquity, cobbled together over many years.

We see you when you’re sleeping / And when you are awake / You’d better toe the line, my friend / In today’s surveillance state! / Oh, you better not pout / You better not cry / Doesn’t look good / In a camera’s eye / Big Brother is all over your town.

Just wait til you see what we do to Easter…

And now for something different

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL0lPcNwRqQ

And then there’s mistletoe…a toxic substance, sometimes used to attempt seduction…

“And what’s this about a dog and a guy called The Red Baron at Christmas time? Not to mention a boy desperate to buy Christmas shoes.”

This arc reminds me of an Asimov story…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_on_Ganymede

You don’t even want to try to figure out Grandma got run-over by a reindeer…

Are you SURE you want to mess with such beings??????

No controversy over “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” this year.

Meanwhile, Mariah Carey’ “All I want for Christmas is you” finally reached number one in whatever rating system is used for music…

Wait until you heard the nursery rhymes. Mice getting their tails cut off, people breaking their crown, the violence is alarming.

We’re a weird species…

and what does i’m dreaming of a white christmas say to them…?