Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 23, 2020

Yes, I no longer have to guess your… never mind.

I’ll help the Nigerian Prince, but I wish he’d un-stick his caps key.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7G1yjDfwL4

Sounds legit to me.

I was streaming all of the women of art in That’s Priceless.

Did Elon Musk have anything to do with it?

Makes you wonder why Pam even talks to him.

In other words, people will still use internet access for the same thing. Imagine having twitter in your head 24/7.

so, a chip in the brain is just like the phone in the hand.

shocking.

The Scarecrow’s on Skype for you, Brewster. Laughing like a demon.

Oooh the amount of accidents to come from ppl BWD; brainstreaming while driving”

Yes, that seems about right.

If a telepath tried to read Brewster’s mind, would he get a “404 Error” or “Page Not Found” message?

Now you will need AD blocker and virus protection for your brain!!! Brain privacy protection not available (see NSA override)

Considering how Yahoo, Google, etc. work – this sort of thing seems like the ultimate distraction tool. Can you imagine if every time you were trying to think of something or tell a story your brain was flooded with irrelevant thoughts that were related to the topic for other people? That is the fastest route to some form of insanity that I can think of!

As if the information overload coming through on our phones wasn’t bad enough. Our technology has already surpassed our ability to use it effectively.

The look on Brewster’s face! Hahaha!

Cyborgs are already among us:

https://www.treehugger.com/real-life-human-cyborgs-4863961

Yikes – it’s bad enough that hackers can steal info from my computer, but to be able to access info on a chip in my brain? No thank you.

Think of the advertising opportunities! Reminds me of Michael Crichton’s book. “The Terminal Man”. Quite ahead of its time.

Now you don’t even need a screen to watch porn!

The answer to all the world’s woes. Cat videos.

Ah, the internet. So many idiots, so little time…

“Hi there! I know we haven’t chatted before, but I need you to think of a number between 1 and 10. Good… now think of baby shark, doodoodooo… great! Now think of your bank account password… Thank you!”

Secret to World Peace: YouTube.

And THERE IT IS, folks. The world of tomorrow.

Okay. He already discovered the main one.