Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 17, 2022

Did he have to change the goldfish every two months?

Brewster was an “Allen Luddite”.

Idiot. I do the same thing but my pet goldfish’s name was much harder to guess. His name was 123456.

My goldfish had no name at all – what good would it have been? He would never have come anyway if I had called him….

My password is the last eight digits of pi.

oh the irony

My fish’s name was DROWSSAP. Funny thing, it always swam backwards.

All passwords are only as secure as the brain they’re stored in.

“My password was compromised. Now I have to change my dog’s name.” (Privacy Association sticker.)

“Hey, what’s-a matter, you no understand English? You can’t come in here unless you say ‘Swordfish.’”—Leonard Marx (R.I.P.)

Wow! That’s really planning ahead. :)

What could go wrong?Psasw0dr would be harder to break, though.

People are asking questions like “What was the name of your first pet?”, or “What was your first car?” on social media. And, BION, people are answering.

Needs some special characters. Try p@$Sw0rD

It’s not a strong password when you tell anybody that asks what your password is.

My goldfish’s name was “Swordfish”.

It’s not “password,” it’s “Pa’s sword,” but spelled in the British way without an apostrophe.

Brewster’s lack of sophistication (aka stupidity) makes he think he’d have no online account worth hacking into.