Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 08, 2022

Here’s a suggestion – “Beam” them down to D.C.!!!

/SHNARK/

Don’t forget about your feelings, Pam!

They can’t stand to see themselves reflected in others.

Aren’t they in school right now?

Yeah, but this only works if they pause talking long enough for you to say something. I swear, I’m not sure if some of them need to breathe the way they keep going.

Whatever.

How do you drive a narcissist crazy? I will tell you tomorrow.

They need to be the only stake holder in the conversation.

Counter-narcissism?

Twitter Bots are narcissist?

Taylor Lorenz?

Ignoring them is like a stake through the heart… ☺

Garlic works. Breathe it right in their faces.

She needs the defense of a Cross, garlic(in this case probably effective), and last, and possibly least effective, a blaster that uses silver bullets (never seen one, but this is the R.U.Sirius…)

Know a guy that wants to drone on about his life. After a minute or so, I start talking about mine and it’s ‘gotta go, bye’, which is the intended result.

Me knows some like them.

Social vampires won’t let you talk about your problems. They turn the conversation back to themselves the moment you pause for breath.

Although initially I found some of these “how I got to this messy point in my life” stories fascinating, it gets to be wearing when the story continues and continues and continues … If I hear one more story about how a woman just happened to pick really horrible men endlessly, I’m going to scream, “It’s because you’ve become a horrible person! Learn something, take up hobbies, take an adult education course … Learn to say NO!”

Reminds me of the joke, why aren’t there any Jewish televangelist?

“You can’t see? Well, let me tell you about my back. And the kids, they never call!”

Too funny!

Suck all the blood out of a vampire. Makes perfect sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxUuDPNbkJk