Join the Russian Army where the “training program” consists of throwing you onto the battlefield where the senior soldiers train you while everyone is retreating from the Ukrainians.
One of the funniest comics i have read was Deadpool and the arc with Bob, Agent of Hydra. Bob reveals he only joined Hydra because of its dental plan. He is dismayed to learn that A.I.M has better benefits later.
Imagine almost 2 years ago
And you get to wear your underpants on the outside of your stormtrooper suits.
(They stay cleaner that way).
Panufo almost 2 years ago
I always invite my sworn foes to come and speak to my students.
charliefarmrhere almost 2 years ago
The dental plan is what sold them.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
And you don’t have to learn how to shoot straight.
Gent almost 2 years ago
It a great job. There no pressure of achieving your targets.
wi3leong Premium Member almost 2 years ago
A better pitch than Russian men are getting from Putin.
geese28 almost 2 years ago
Actually people WILL sign up for that. Just throw in vision and health you’ll have an army following you in no time
Null Island almost 2 years ago
So…why is the one kid wearing a helmet?
PoodleGroomer almost 2 years ago
Nobody has ever collected from the retirement plan.
Map_One almost 2 years ago
Government jobs are the best. LOL
gantech almost 2 years ago
Not such a great marksmanship program, though…
christineracine77 almost 2 years ago
I already am an insignificant cog grinding away in obscurity . . . a dental plan is tempting, though. Throw in vision and I’m in!
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
Join the Russian Army where the “training program” consists of throwing you onto the battlefield where the senior soldiers train you while everyone is retreating from the Ukrainians.
Or book an extended overseas vacation!
ars731 almost 2 years ago
One of the funniest comics i have read was Deadpool and the arc with Bob, Agent of Hydra. Bob reveals he only joined Hydra because of its dental plan. He is dismayed to learn that A.I.M has better benefits later.
stamps almost 2 years ago
Sounds like a Russian recruitment speech, minus the dental plan.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 2 years ago
Priorities must be recognized!!
Bilan almost 2 years ago
Great dental plan. You can’t take your helmet off. So, you can’t eat. Viola! No cavities.
oakie817 almost 2 years ago
my medicare dental plan doesn’t cover cavities
Scoutmaster77 almost 2 years ago
Well, then…
lunapeachie almost 2 years ago
Well, there’s the silver lining.
norphos almost 2 years ago
I imagine that Pam has much higher hopes, dreams and goals for Albert and Marie.
Ermine Notyours almost 2 years ago
Tim misspelled “Amazon”.
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Some selling point — who cares what your teeth look like when you’re under that full-face helmet?
bakana almost 2 years ago
Biggest drawback?
That Suit doesn’t have a Zipper, so when you need to Go, you’ll be glad you didn’t run out of Depends.
jimboylan almost 2 years ago
And you get to wear neat looking armor.