Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 23, 2022

And you get to wear your underpants on the outside of your stormtrooper suits.

(They stay cleaner that way).

I always invite my sworn foes to come and speak to my students.

The dental plan is what sold them.

And you don’t have to learn how to shoot straight.

It a great job. There no pressure of achieving your targets.

A better pitch than Russian men are getting from Putin.

Actually people WILL sign up for that. Just throw in vision and health you’ll have an army following you in no time

So…why is the one kid wearing a helmet?

Nobody has ever collected from the retirement plan.

Government jobs are the best. LOL

Not such a great marksmanship program, though…

I already am an insignificant cog grinding away in obscurity . . . a dental plan is tempting, though. Throw in vision and I’m in!

Join the Russian Army where the “training program” consists of throwing you onto the battlefield where the senior soldiers train you while everyone is retreating from the Ukrainians.

Or book an extended overseas vacation!

One of the funniest comics i have read was Deadpool and the arc with Bob, Agent of Hydra. Bob reveals he only joined Hydra because of its dental plan. He is dismayed to learn that A.I.M has better benefits later.

Sounds like a Russian recruitment speech, minus the dental plan.

Priorities must be recognized!!

Great dental plan. You can’t take your helmet off. So, you can’t eat. Viola! No cavities.

my medicare dental plan doesn’t cover cavities

Well, then…

Well, there’s the silver lining.

I imagine that Pam has much higher hopes, dreams and goals for Albert and Marie.

Tim misspelled “Amazon”.

Some selling point — who cares what your teeth look like when you’re under that full-face helmet?

Biggest drawback?

That Suit doesn’t have a Zipper, so when you need to Go, you’ll be glad you didn’t run out of Depends.

And you get to wear neat looking armor.