Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 28, 2023

Did the stormtrooper get a bonus for having his suggestion implemented?

Dirk can float like a butterfly, but the R.U.Sirius can sting like a bee!

Wait! Brewster knows about chaos theory??

“Cliff, you idiot, the directions were two minutes in the microwave, not two hours!”

“Tornado” must be the name of a new donut. Nothing else would get Cliff so excited.

Wow. I know I said yesterday that I liked the minion who came up with this idea, but I’m starting to think he may be more evil than I originally thought.

The breakroom is on the other side of the world? Just how big is this space station?

“Gloat like a butterfly, stink like some Brie?”

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If the effect is on the other side of the world imagine what is happening back on Dirk Raider’s Death Star.

Wow the odds are FINALLY is dirk’s favor

“Well, dang. He wuz raht.”

Where’s that Cat alien when you need him?

Why are all of Cliff’s words bold except “break room”? And why did he eschew ending punctuation?

Nah, the toilet is just backed up.

If you want to start a storm on the other side of the world, don’t release butterflies on a space station that’s in the vacuum of space.

What-what-what?? Brewster correcting a scientific fallacy??

This story arc is completely random and nonsensical—I love it!

…sing like a bee

Of course there is. [facepalm]