Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 05, 2023

A mild design flaw! We’ll work around it!

“But it will work! Our Ensign Kenny will demonstrate it in outer space.”

“Make it work.” – Tim Gunn

The savings on the amount of material used to make these suits will more than cover the death benefits we might have to pay out.

Looks more like Jimmy Buffet designed it. May he rest in peace.

How about lederhosen?

Comes with pockets I hope

Make him demonstrate it on the space catwalk.

No, really, there’s a stylish oversuit for those especially vacuum-y days. :)

No cap. A USNA classmate of mine designs and tests spacesuits for NASA (and other space agencies).

I agree. No exposed skin in space.

People say the same thing when I don shorts and vacuum isn’t even a consideration.

Funny

Should’ve gotten Pam to model them.

Might work on some of the warmer planets in the universe.

That one would have some oxygen problems.

How about a muscle shirt design

“My guys can fix that.”

Radiation burns and vacuum damage to the knees, so no.

For good space suit designs I direct your attention to scifi pulps of the 40s on up.