True story. We got ‘stewardesses’ because back in the day no reasonable businessman wanted to do something as risky as fly in an airplane. But if a ‘mere girl’ could do it for a living, then no red blooded middle aged man could say he was chicken.
Brewster’s current ancestor works for the airlines now. He’s the one telling people that their flight was cancelled, delayed, never existed, or that the airline never have an actual plane to do it with.
SHIVA 8 months ago
How did he ever make it into space??!!
therese_callahan2002 8 months ago
There won’t be any in flight movies either.
Gent 8 months ago
So this run in his genes eh
Doug K 8 months ago
“Because of the short duration of this flight (and the lack of passengers) we won’t be needing a flight attendant.”
The Joke Explainer Premium Member 8 months ago
Inventors of the first flightless vehicle upset they can’t have a celebratory cocktail while in flight.
Differentname 8 months ago
True story. We got ‘stewardesses’ because back in the day no reasonable businessman wanted to do something as risky as fly in an airplane. But if a ‘mere girl’ could do it for a living, then no red blooded middle aged man could say he was chicken.
rmercer Premium Member 8 months ago
Living very near the place where their first flight took place, I can confidently state that the first flight(s) did not serve beverages….(awww…)
Calvins Brother 8 months ago
“For a slight upgrade you can get a meal.”
Csaw Backnforth 8 months ago
Be sure to stow your carry on bag in the overhead bin. Ooops – no overhead bin. Get off!
cuzinron47 8 months ago
In spite of that, they still got off the ground.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 8 months ago
I am beginning to suspect that not all of Brewster Rockit’s quirks are related to alien abduction and excessive probing.
mistercatworks 8 months ago
I’m thinking he was more likely used as a “chock” to keep the takeoff cart from rolling before the flight.
Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago
Everyone has to start somewhere.
otforever 8 months ago
NO peanuts for You!
gregcartoon Premium Member 8 months ago
Brewster’s current ancestor works for the airlines now. He’s the one telling people that their flight was cancelled, delayed, never existed, or that the airline never have an actual plane to do it with.
David Rickard Premium Member 8 months ago
I figured he’d be the first man to walk into a spinning propeller.
CoffeeBob Premium Member 8 months ago
I suspect he has an ancestor who was in charge of looking for ice bergs on the Titanic.
eb110americana 8 months ago
“At this time, we’re going to have to ask you to invent the cell phone—and then put it into airplane mode.”