They will make your corpse last forever.
Better that than the preservatives used on Egyptian mummies !
All he has to do is step outside the ship, in a big plastic bag.
It’s like how you have to buy something you actually didn’t want in order to save!
Cliff, it works only if you take your bleach shot and have that light brought inside your body.
If you’re lucky, Cliff, you’ll live long enough for medical researchers to find a cure for what the harmful additives will do to your health.
I think it just saves on undertaker fees.
He’ll turn into a Twinkee!
Makes sense.
Studies in mice mid to latter part of the last century suggested that artificial preservatives were beneficial (most of them work by being antioxidants).
That’s what I thought too – when I was five.
Pam is off her game if Cliff stumps her.
You’re not food.
I question why Pam would want Cliff preserved.
With that logic, Pam will quietly retire to her quarters and pig out on bon bons.
Actually I said the same thing years ago. It must be true…
If it kills germs, it may kill you as well, may take longer because we are bigger.
I’m sure the shelf life of your tumors will be extraordinary.
“….Or make the food more likely to still be safe to eat?”
Cliff almost made sense there
Formaldehyde is a preservative
tudza Premium Member 12 days ago
They will make your corpse last forever.
syzygy47 12 days ago
Better that than the preservatives used on Egyptian mummies !
MeanBob Premium Member 12 days ago
All he has to do is step outside the ship, in a big plastic bag.
enigmamz 12 days ago
It’s like how you have to buy something you actually didn’t want in order to save!
lopaka 12 days ago
Cliff, it works only if you take your bleach shot and have that light brought inside your body.
phritzg Premium Member 12 days ago
If you’re lucky, Cliff, you’ll live long enough for medical researchers to find a cure for what the harmful additives will do to your health.
The Reader Premium Member 12 days ago
I think it just saves on undertaker fees.
Slowly, he turned... 12 days ago
He’ll turn into a Twinkee!
Zoomer&Yeti 12 days ago
Makes sense.
jonescientific 12 days ago
Studies in mice mid to latter part of the last century suggested that artificial preservatives were beneficial (most of them work by being antioxidants).
rugeirn 12 days ago
That’s what I thought too – when I was five.
StoicLion1973 12 days ago
Pam is off her game if Cliff stumps her.
mistercatworks 12 days ago
You’re not food.
cuzinron47 12 days ago
I question why Pam would want Cliff preserved.
cuzinron47 12 days ago
With that logic, Pam will quietly retire to her quarters and pig out on bon bons.
brain Les 12 days ago
Actually I said the same thing years ago. It must be true…
norphos 12 days ago
If it kills germs, it may kill you as well, may take longer because we are bigger.
eb110americana 12 days ago
I’m sure the shelf life of your tumors will be extraordinary.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 11 days ago
“….Or make the food more likely to still be safe to eat?”
geese28 11 days ago
Cliff almost made sense there
pnemonic 11 days ago
Formaldehyde is a preservative