Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 05, 2024

How many states are there again, Mr. President?

He claims he was misquoted. He only said he’d enslave half the galaxy. Unfortunately for you, Pam, it’s the female half.

Maybe Pam’s gone off to find a rope…

I don’t blame you, Pam. I could only stomach 20 minutes of the debate (the real one).

“Why?” is a question no one asks candidates. It’s the most important question.

Wow. A literal comic strip villain is more willing to take responsibility for his actions than one of our real-world presidential candidates.

“Just on day one.” Right?

Mr Biden, what’s your brother’s name?

Not far off what trumpkins wants to do to our Country

Sycophants: but we’re still good on the free stuff, right?

Hey! Where did Pam go?

You should announce it at every campaign rally like your equivalent fellow who is running for president.

An honest politician.

But idiots still don’t take him seriously.

“I mis-spoke. First, I would take revenge on all who opposed me and then I would enslave the most easily accessible parts of the galaxy.”

Sei, Kaiser Dirk, hier Lang’ deines Volkes Zier, Der Menschheit Stolz! Fühl’ in des Thrones Glanz, Die hohe Wonne ganz, Liebling des Volkes zu sein! Heil, Kaiser, dir!

Another example of how he keeps his promises, he’s been trying for years and still hasn’t done it.

Felon Trump just wants to enslave his many perceived enemies. like the democratic party.

“My sincerest apologies. I deeply regret…getting caught.”

Pam went to get a snack?