Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 16, 2024

You should get a mullet.

“Brewster, go outside” probably gets said a lot.

Brewster used a ray gun to give a ‘crew’ cut.

Bob.

Pretty good shooting.

Brewster, Buzzcut Barber!

The R.U. Sirius should be safe from alien jellyfish unless they develop a giant can opener.

On earth, Brewster would legally not be able to do that because he is not tentaclely a licensed barber – but it space you don’t need a license.

Takes that ya steenky aliens!

I thought space ray guns would be able shoot a little farther than that. With as close as Brewster had to get with his gun, they could have sent Winky out with a steak knife to do the same thing!

Not going to grab any unsuspecting space fishees with those!

Brewster left that jellyfish in a jam.

Score one for the humans!

Why is Pam giving orders? Brewster is the captain.

Now he’s definitely down to ninetacles.

In zero gee, the tentacles would float in very random directions, but still be able to wrap around someone. Better would to cook the heads.

I love Brewster Rockit!

Doesn’t the R.U. Sirius have external cannons?

I thought Brewster was in command of the station! How come Pam is telling him what to do?

This is how “Encounter at Farpoint” should have ended.

Now it just looks like a scrubbing bubble.