Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 03, 2024

Ergo, Amazon is the new Starbucks?

Let’s see porch pirates get that stack!!

So, no signs of intelligent life.

That’s where my parcel went.

I see that Starbucks, which replaced McDonald’s, has fallen out of fashion.

Still the same joke.

That could be an Amazon delivery to the wrong planet …

… again.

Maybe the Amazon driver should have taken a left at Albuquerque…

Now look for a planet with signs of intelligent life.

How did they get the drones to fly in outer space?

Amazon wishes it had that wide a reach.

If you see Amazon packages on our porch they are at the wrong address.

Wow, I just got a message that the website was under too heavy of a load — I had to go back and try again.

So the space monolith was just an intergalactic delivery truck?

Consumer debt is always a good indicator.

That must be what the Hubble Space Telescope is for – keeping an eye out for deliveries so they don’t get stolen.

I’m just glad Amazon stopped using the mass drivers to make planetary deliveries!

DEAD GIVEAWAYS.

Hmm, used to if there was a Starbucks there. The times they are a changin’.

Amazon has long ago branched off to providing “cloud” storage.

And Tholins.