Bubba died in a fire in his trailer. He was very badly burned and needed someone to identify him, so the morgue called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe.
Jim-Bob went in and and said “Yep, he’s got burned up purdy bad. Roll ’im over,” said Jim-Bob. The mortician rolled him over, Jim-Bob looked at his butt and said, “Nope, it ain’t Bubba.”
Not saying a thing, but finding it strange, the mortician brought in Billy-Joe. “Yep, he’s burned up real bad. Roll ’im over,” said Billy-Joe. The mortician rolled him over, Billy-Joe looked down at his butt and said, “It ain’t Bubba.”
“How can you tell?” asked the mortician.
“Bubba had two a$$holes,” replied Billy-Joe. “Two a$$holes? That’s impossible!” said the mortician.
“Yep. Everyone in town knowed Bubba had two a$$holes, cause every time the three of us went to town, everyone would yell, ’here comes Bubba with them two a$$holes!”
The only way that you’ll be protected from idiots is when you pass from this life…and depending on the competency of the funeral home, maybe not even then!
C about 1 year ago
Well, there are a lot of them out and about
Botulism Bob about 1 year ago
We’re all bozos on this bus.
SHIVA about 1 year ago
He’s having Broom Hilda and Nerwin withdrawals??!!
Yakety Sax about 1 year ago
Bubba died in a fire in his trailer. He was very badly burned and needed someone to identify him, so the morgue called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe.
Jim-Bob went in and and said “Yep, he’s got burned up purdy bad. Roll ’im over,” said Jim-Bob. The mortician rolled him over, Jim-Bob looked at his butt and said, “Nope, it ain’t Bubba.”
Not saying a thing, but finding it strange, the mortician brought in Billy-Joe. “Yep, he’s burned up real bad. Roll ’im over,” said Billy-Joe. The mortician rolled him over, Billy-Joe looked down at his butt and said, “It ain’t Bubba.”
“How can you tell?” asked the mortician.
“Bubba had two a$$holes,” replied Billy-Joe. “Two a$$holes? That’s impossible!” said the mortician.
“Yep. Everyone in town knowed Bubba had two a$$holes, cause every time the three of us went to town, everyone would yell, ’here comes Bubba with them two a$$holes!”
jagedlo about 1 year ago
The only way that you’ll be protected from idiots is when you pass from this life…and depending on the competency of the funeral home, maybe not even then!
snsurone76 about 1 year ago
I hope he’s not referring to the nurse.
Just-me about 1 year ago
I’m with the buzzard, protect me from idiots.
jconnors3954 about 1 year ago
Something he ate?
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Awww! Gaylord has finally lost it!
Too many shenanigans goes against his grain! ☹️
andersjg Premium Member about 1 year ago
There’s no escape from idiots on this planet.
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 year ago
G@ylord, we told you not to watch the debates on TV. You just wouldn’t listen.
karmakat01 about 1 year ago
well…he is realistic from the problem at least.
Robert Miller Premium Member about 1 year ago
Reminds me of the old Pink Panther movies, where the chief goes crazy from being around Clauseau…
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
Idiots don’t know they are idiots.
T... about 1 year ago
G a y l o r d’s raving about all the inane, banal, mediocre, silly, illiterate commenters on GoComics…
Aladar30 Premium Member about 1 year ago
That poor buzzard has no hope of being left alone.
megiggles about 1 year ago
Nos omnes bozos in hoc bus
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Would that be Irwin’s Self-Fulfilling Prophecy?
Can just one nurse save Gaylord from (unspecified) IDIOTS, as Broomie and Irwin burst into his hospital room?!
WentHulk about 1 year ago
Hahahahahahahahahaha!