Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 26, 2023

Well, there are a lot of them out and about

We’re all bozos on this bus.

He’s having Broom Hilda and Nerwin withdrawals??!!

Bubba died in a fire in his trailer. He was very badly burned and needed someone to identify him, so the morgue called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe.

Jim-Bob went in and and said “Yep, he’s got burned up purdy bad. Roll ’im over,” said Jim-Bob. The mortician rolled him over, Jim-Bob looked at his butt and said, “Nope, it ain’t Bubba.”

Not saying a thing, but finding it strange, the mortician brought in Billy-Joe. “Yep, he’s burned up real bad. Roll ’im over,” said Billy-Joe. The mortician rolled him over, Billy-Joe looked down at his butt and said, “It ain’t Bubba.”

“How can you tell?” asked the mortician.

“Bubba had two a$$holes,” replied Billy-Joe. “Two a$$holes? That’s impossible!” said the mortician.

“Yep. Everyone in town knowed Bubba had two a$$holes, cause every time the three of us went to town, everyone would yell, ’here comes Bubba with them two a$$holes!”

The only way that you’ll be protected from idiots is when you pass from this life…and depending on the competency of the funeral home, maybe not even then!

I hope he’s not referring to the nurse.

I’m with the buzzard, protect me from idiots.

Something he ate?

Awww! Gaylord has finally lost it!

Too many shenanigans goes against his grain! ☹️

There’s no escape from idiots on this planet.

G@ylord, we told you not to watch the debates on TV. You just wouldn’t listen.

well…he is realistic from the problem at least.

Reminds me of the old Pink Panther movies, where the chief goes crazy from being around Clauseau…

Idiots don’t know they are idiots.

G a y l o r d’s raving about all the inane, banal, mediocre, silly, illiterate commenters on GoComics…

That poor buzzard has no hope of being left alone.

Nos omnes bozos in hoc bus

Would that be Irwin’s Self-Fulfilling Prophecy?

Can just one nurse save Gaylord from (unspecified) IDIOTS, as Broomie and Irwin burst into his hospital room?!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!