I’ve seen some comics and fanfics where he and sometimes they’ve grown up. I even liked the Hobbes & Bacon (IIRC), though if Calvin’s wife (who seems to enjoy his insanity in a supper scene where she says a noodle is trying to eat her brain) is Susie, I don’t recall it saying (looked like it could’ve been, I think).
“Oh, yearh. If Watterson had let those two grow up, their’s would be a match made in heaven.” That’s terrifying. Imagine a kid with Calvin’s inclinations and Susy’s intelligence.
It turns out that Calvin’s destiny was to be in the back window of a Ford pick-up and urinating on a Chevrolet logo. On time I was behind a bus, a Prevost. Calvin was whizzing on an MCI logo. I was driving a Gillig. Only a bus driver would find that funny.
“Oh, yearh. If Watterson had let those two grow up, their’s would be a match made in heaven.”–––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––Someone’s already done a very nice parody here:
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
I didn’t know Susie’s destiny was to be a hillbilly.
adubman over 12 years ago
At least Calvin will have his own place. Privacy is everything!
Wiseguy411 over 12 years ago
Bluto Blutarsky’s best friend ????
tamsin over 12 years ago
Brilliant! Actually- Calvin’s destiny, as far as the comics go, has been ‘Boy of Destiny’… or something like that.
King_Shark over 12 years ago
A human IS a primate. So, Susie isn’t even making a technical error here.
Donriess over 12 years ago
Boy Destined…
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 12 years ago
A monkey boy as luck would have it?
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
I think with Calvin’s morals & ethics, his destiny is to be a permanent resident of cell block #9.
kevinincorpus over 12 years ago
It sounds like 6-year old flirting to me.
Possible over 12 years ago
burn….haha
thirdguy over 12 years ago
Just like Dennis the Menace, Calvin is destined to stay 6 forever!!
bluram over 12 years ago
I can see it now. With any luck, ten years from now Calvin will be asking Susie to the Senior Prom.
That is if she hasn’t killed him yet.
janerhynn over 12 years ago
I’ve seen some comics and fanfics where he and sometimes they’ve grown up. I even liked the Hobbes & Bacon (IIRC), though if Calvin’s wife (who seems to enjoy his insanity in a supper scene where she says a noodle is trying to eat her brain) is Susie, I don’t recall it saying (looked like it could’ve been, I think).
markmoss1 over 12 years ago
“Oh, yearh. If Watterson had let those two grow up, their’s would be a match made in heaven.” That’s terrifying. Imagine a kid with Calvin’s inclinations and Susy’s intelligence.
rollerposter over 12 years ago
But sometimes a “match” made in heaven can start the “fires in hell”…..
joslharris over 12 years ago
Then he might call himself Boy of Dentistry!
rshive over 12 years ago
Hey no sweet talk— either of you. And I thought Calvin was a Boy of Dessstiny, > clashing cymbals
Number Three over 12 years ago
Ewwwwwww! Don’t be mean, Calvin!
xxx
dahawk over 12 years ago
How do we know the tooth brush was invented by a hill billy? Because it’s not called a teeth brush!
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
I ‘like’ your beautiful Kat, Mandu! Are you and/or it from Nepal?
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
It turns out that Calvin’s destiny was to be in the back window of a Ford pick-up and urinating on a Chevrolet logo. On time I was behind a bus, a Prevost. Calvin was whizzing on an MCI logo. I was driving a Gillig. Only a bus driver would find that funny.
Mister-Edd over 12 years ago
“Oh, yearh. If Watterson had let those two grow up, their’s would be a match made in heaven.”–––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––Someone’s already done a very nice parody here:
Hobbes & Bacon
Hobbes & Bacon 2
Hobbes & Bacon 3
Hobbes & Bacon 4
JGordonFan24 over 12 years ago
Why is monumental genius like Calvin’s so easily ridiculed and misunderstood?
Karaboo2 over 12 years ago
Monkey see Monkey Sue?
ratlum over 12 years ago
Destiny ,I bet Calvin thinks a lot a bout Susie’s teeth,when 6 year old girls fight they will bite if they have to.
Donriess over 12 years ago
All Grown Up
alizarinegreen over 12 years ago
Like.
Gretchen's Mom over 12 years ago
“Primate House” . . . or a future “Jail House”???
My money’s on the jail house!
;-)
716PMedGuy over 12 years ago
Puppy Love :)
khpage over 12 years ago
These two are like a set of prize fighters just feeling each other out in the first round, They haven’t gotten serious, yet…..