I’ve seen some comics and fanfics where he and sometimes they’ve grown up. I even liked the Hobbes & Bacon (IIRC), though if Calvin’s wife (who seems to enjoy his insanity in a supper scene where she says a noodle is trying to eat her brain) is Susie, I don’t recall it saying (looked like it could’ve been, I think).
“Oh, yearh. If Watterson had let those two grow up, their’s would be a match made in heaven.” That’s terrifying. Imagine a kid with Calvin’s inclinations and Susy’s intelligence.
It turns out that Calvin’s destiny was to be in the back window of a Ford pick-up and urinating on a Chevrolet logo. On time I was behind a bus, a Prevost. Calvin was whizzing on an MCI logo. I was driving a Gillig. Only a bus driver would find that funny.
“Oh, yearh. If Watterson had let those two grow up, their’s would be a match made in heaven.”–––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––Someone’s already done a very nice parody here:
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
I didn’t know Susie’s destiny was to be a hillbilly.
adubman almost 13 years ago
At least Calvin will have his own place. Privacy is everything!
Wiseguy411 almost 13 years ago
Bluto Blutarsky’s best friend ????
tamsin almost 13 years ago
Brilliant! Actually- Calvin’s destiny, as far as the comics go, has been ‘Boy of Destiny’… or something like that.
King_Shark almost 13 years ago
A human IS a primate. So, Susie isn’t even making a technical error here.
Donriess almost 13 years ago
Boy Destined…
DerkinsVanPelt218 almost 13 years ago
A monkey boy as luck would have it?
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I think with Calvin’s morals & ethics, his destiny is to be a permanent resident of cell block #9.
kevinincorpus almost 13 years ago
It sounds like 6-year old flirting to me.
Possible almost 13 years ago
burn….haha
thirdguy almost 13 years ago
Just like Dennis the Menace, Calvin is destined to stay 6 forever!!
bluram almost 13 years ago
I can see it now. With any luck, ten years from now Calvin will be asking Susie to the Senior Prom.
That is if she hasn’t killed him yet.
janerhynn almost 13 years ago
I’ve seen some comics and fanfics where he and sometimes they’ve grown up. I even liked the Hobbes & Bacon (IIRC), though if Calvin’s wife (who seems to enjoy his insanity in a supper scene where she says a noodle is trying to eat her brain) is Susie, I don’t recall it saying (looked like it could’ve been, I think).
markmoss1 almost 13 years ago
“Oh, yearh. If Watterson had let those two grow up, their’s would be a match made in heaven.” That’s terrifying. Imagine a kid with Calvin’s inclinations and Susy’s intelligence.
rollerposter almost 13 years ago
But sometimes a “match” made in heaven can start the “fires in hell”…..
joslharris almost 13 years ago
Then he might call himself Boy of Dentistry!
rshive almost 13 years ago
Hey no sweet talk— either of you. And I thought Calvin was a Boy of Dessstiny, > clashing cymbals
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Ewwwwwww! Don’t be mean, Calvin!
xxx
dahawk almost 13 years ago
How do we know the tooth brush was invented by a hill billy? Because it’s not called a teeth brush!
Puddleglum2 almost 13 years ago
I ‘like’ your beautiful Kat, Mandu! Are you and/or it from Nepal?
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
It turns out that Calvin’s destiny was to be in the back window of a Ford pick-up and urinating on a Chevrolet logo. On time I was behind a bus, a Prevost. Calvin was whizzing on an MCI logo. I was driving a Gillig. Only a bus driver would find that funny.
Mister-Edd almost 13 years ago
“Oh, yearh. If Watterson had let those two grow up, their’s would be a match made in heaven.”–––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––Someone’s already done a very nice parody here:
Hobbes & Bacon
Hobbes & Bacon 2
Hobbes & Bacon 3
Hobbes & Bacon 4
JGordonFan24 almost 13 years ago
Why is monumental genius like Calvin’s so easily ridiculed and misunderstood?
Karaboo2 almost 13 years ago
Monkey see Monkey Sue?
ratlum almost 13 years ago
Destiny ,I bet Calvin thinks a lot a bout Susie’s teeth,when 6 year old girls fight they will bite if they have to.
Donriess almost 13 years ago
All Grown Up
alizarinegreen almost 13 years ago
Like.
Gretchen's Mom almost 13 years ago
“Primate House” . . . or a future “Jail House”???
My money’s on the jail house!
;-)
716PMedGuy almost 13 years ago
Puppy Love :)
khpage almost 13 years ago
These two are like a set of prize fighters just feeling each other out in the first round, They haven’t gotten serious, yet…..