Calvin’s homework efforts, if not productive, are at least consistent. If Calvin ever turned in a thoroughly researched, thoughtful and well-written paper, I think Miss Wormwood would be suspicious.
Maybe if Calvin decided to use that “Cerebral Enhance-O-Tron” thinking cap to augment his brain a second time, he could’ve made some good progress on his paper…
BE THIS GUY 9 months ago
Telling your teacher will be good practice for when you grow up and tell your therapist.
codycab 9 months ago
Look on the bright side, Calvin; you get to stay up a little later than usual.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover 9 months ago
That brain machine would really come in handy here.
Blu Bunny 9 months ago
My thought, too, Hobbes.
Liam G.P 9 months ago
“If you use your emotions too much, you are wasting time. If you use your brain, you will spend your time wisely.” – my parents
einarbt 9 months ago
Oh, Calvin.
SteveHL 9 months ago
“The tiger ate my homework.”
snsurone76 9 months ago
I hate to think of Calvin growing up to be a lazy good-for-nothing a la Andy Capp, Dagwood Bumstead, or Dustin.
sandpiper 9 months ago
He’ll see that ‘F’ from the word ‘fault’ again . . . on his report card
French Persons Premium Member 9 months ago
Watterson just sunmed up Gen-Z and had no idea that would happen!
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 9 months ago
Victim mentality in action.
jagedlo 9 months ago
There are other things you deserve, Calvin…
ladykat 9 months ago
Come on, Calvin, just write a few sentences about dinosaurs, already.
Just-me 9 months ago
Growing up, it was homework first, then whatever chores we had, then we cold watch tv or play. Can’t say that that regimen did me any harm.
rshive 9 months ago
Dream on, Calvin. You’re always right; so it may just work this time.
Sherlock5 9 months ago
Calvin’s homework efforts, if not productive, are at least consistent. If Calvin ever turned in a thoroughly researched, thoughtful and well-written paper, I think Miss Wormwood would be suspicious.
Robert4170 9 months ago
What you deserve depends on the quality of your work, Calvin. You have no one to blame but yourself.
old_geek 9 months ago
The Buck passes here…
wiley207 9 months ago
Maybe if Calvin decided to use that “Cerebral Enhance-O-Tron” thinking cap to augment his brain a second time, he could’ve made some good progress on his paper…
Gizkok 9 months ago
More and more he sounds like a certain politician! Maybe any politician!
KEA 9 months ago
Hmm… that’s one excuse I don’t think I ever got from my students
Silence Dogood Premium Member 9 months ago
Um, “My mom ate my homework.” won’t do here, either…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 9 months ago
I’m sure Miss Wormwood will understand. Really.
stupendous man 9 months ago
What grade is Calvin in again? This assignment is advanced. ;-)