Planning ahead. Starting Dec. 26, he has 365 days left to sell Santa on the idea he belongs in the “nice” half. You want to leave room for improvement over time. Surprisingly mature for his age.
Do you think Santa doesn’t see this and know you plan to bomb Susie with these snowballs as soon as you get your gifts for supposedly being good? He knows everything about you Calvin, he knows in your heart you’re not good so you might as well forget getting any presents at all. Go ahead and throw all these snowballs at Susie and Santa will take pity on her and she’ll be the one getting all the good gifts.
codycab 9 months ago
Can’t wait!
BE THIS GUY 9 months ago
Santa will take that into consideration for next year.
dadthedawg Premium Member 9 months ago
Fire sale on snowballs…..
David_the_CAD 9 months ago
Santa is still watching.
David_the_CAD 9 months ago
Please remembers that the 12 days of Christmas actually starts on Christmas day and counts down to Epiphany on January 6.
Crann Bethadh 9 months ago
Here’s hoping that the old bearded guy has a short memory.
sirbadger 9 months ago
Unless elves get to the pile first. Elves deserve some fun.
candh1206 9 months ago
I never got this one. Anyone?
allen@home 9 months ago
Calvin I hope a warm front doesn’t move thru between now and then. And melts all of your hard work.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 9 months ago
Planning ahead. Starting Dec. 26, he has 365 days left to sell Santa on the idea he belongs in the “nice” half. You want to leave room for improvement over time. Surprisingly mature for his age.
snsurone76 9 months ago
The day after Christmas is when Santa repossesses the presents of all the kids who faked being good.
That’s why it’s called “Boxing Day”.
Imagine 9 months ago
He doesn’t mess around.
win.45mag 9 months ago
Not if they start thawing, and then re-freeze
rshive 9 months ago
First the presents. Then Susie.
The Orange Mailman 9 months ago
Yeah because it’ll be 45° outside.
MRBLUESKY529 9 months ago
Isn’t planning to be bad the same as being bad?
Macushlalondra 9 months ago
Do you think Santa doesn’t see this and know you plan to bomb Susie with these snowballs as soon as you get your gifts for supposedly being good? He knows everything about you Calvin, he knows in your heart you’re not good so you might as well forget getting any presents at all. Go ahead and throw all these snowballs at Susie and Santa will take pity on her and she’ll be the one getting all the good gifts.
KageKat 9 months ago
Susie isn’t gonna be having a good Boxing Day.
Paul D Premium Member 9 months ago
If Calvin throws all of those he’s gonna have a sore arm until Easter.
sandpiper 9 months ago
Big build up to a very likely big letdown.
Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago
No Snow Goons No Vote
[Traveler] Premium Member 9 months ago
Shock and awe
jagedlo 9 months ago
Snow stockpile…
g04922 9 months ago
Calvin has big plans for Susie… LLOL
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 9 months ago
I think planning to do bad things is, itself, bad.
Chris 9 months ago
assuming it doesn’t melt before that happens. :\
ladykat 9 months ago
You are going to be in so much trouble!
jrankin1959 9 months ago
That’s it, Calvin – work out those frustrations!
Spacetech 9 months ago
It will be 56 Degrees and sunny.
mindjob 9 months ago
Calvin might land some snowballs if he practiced baseball, but he’ll be a laughing stock
Calvins Brother 9 months ago
Epic, and how!
EMGULS79 9 months ago
“But I say to you, he who hoards a supply of snowballs with malicious intent has already launched those snowballs in his heart.”
Angry Indeed Premium Member 9 months ago
I bet every one of them has Susie Derkin’s name on them!
Dean Nelson Premium Member 9 months ago
Sintering
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 9 months ago
Tryin’ to stay outta trouble is not easy for some people
mistercatworks 9 months ago
Unless, like in many parts of the country, it will be unusually warm – just enough to melt snowball stockpiles.
Vandy 9 months ago
Counting on Santa having a very short memory.
KEA 9 months ago
Where does Calvin get all that snow?