“The best things in life are freeBut you can keep ‘em for the birds and beesNow gimme money, (that’s what I want)That’s what I want, (that’s what I want)…”
I say, pick him up and drop him in the tub. He can learn that whining equals a bath. Might be difficult the first few times, but he’ll get the message. Oh, wait, that’s what you do when the dog rolls in something gross. I dunno, try it, it might work with a kid, too.
codycab about 9 hours ago
Would you pay to have Calvin be quiet?
dadthedawg Premium Member about 9 hours ago
And she says, “Can’t buy me love”…..
momofalex7 about 9 hours ago
Give him the $20 and then start charging him for meals, for clothes, for electricity, etc.
Gent about 8 hours ago
You is just too materialistic kid.
orinoco womble about 8 hours ago
Calvin’s “needs” are monetary, mom.
warhorse_03826 about 7 hours ago
oh take the danged hug Calvin. later you’ll wish you did.
snsurone76 about 7 hours ago
Calvin’s next “gesture of appreciation” will be 20 whacks on his backside! Plus, a boring lecture from Dad on “building character”.
old_geek about 7 hours ago
Give him a blanket and a safe place…
Jayalexander about 7 hours ago
Sounds like a politician fund raising.
C about 6 hours ago
Money for nothing and hugs for free
Bilan about 5 hours ago
Mom should give him 20 bucks (you know where).
ddl297 about 5 hours ago
Take it with thanks, Calvin. I’m 70 and STILL wish my mom was here to hug me!
BigDaveGlass about 4 hours ago
“The best things in life are freeBut you can keep ‘em for the birds and beesNow gimme money, (that’s what I want)That’s what I want, (that’s what I want)…”
Money (That’s what I want) by The Beatles.SquidGamerGal about 3 hours ago
Maybe there’s a reason why?
bbenoit about 3 hours ago
I say, pick him up and drop him in the tub. He can learn that whining equals a bath. Might be difficult the first few times, but he’ll get the message. Oh, wait, that’s what you do when the dog rolls in something gross. I dunno, try it, it might work with a kid, too.
rshive about 2 hours ago
Calvin puts a price on happiness.
rockyridge1977 about 2 hours ago
Always the finite not the infinite!!!
baskate_2000 about 2 hours ago
As usual, Calvin, one sentence too many.
Chris about 2 hours ago
some people just like to complain… :J
david_42 about 2 hours ago
$20 was more than a year’s allowance back in the ’50s.
sandpiper about 2 hours ago
Cal’s a centrist and he’s the center
larryzolcienski about 2 hours ago
Who knew Calvin was part of the “Woke” generation back then!
BJDucer about 1 hour ago
Perhaps I’m the weird one out, but I’d take the hug in a heartbeat!
Gandalf about 1 hour ago
Those $20 would be worth over $50 today…
ladykat 23 minutes ago
I’d have taken the hug, Calvin!