Close to Home by John McPherson for April 26, 2021

Getting just a little to cozy aren’t we Bleeb.

There must be a Fairy strike going on in the neighborhood.

Another live organ transplant?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp-pU8TFsg0

I saw what he did there…

The beer gut fairy retired. He ran out of money.

Will this make Budweiser? Will this make Sam Adams light?

No!!! thank goodness!

Monty Python, liver donation time.

I taught I SAW a beer gut fairy…I did, I did,I did see a……

Huh! Does that guy show up before or after you lose your beer gut? It’s about time Jersey got their own Fairy.

Been hanging around Jigsaw again haven’t you Beer Gut Fairy?

Because a liposuction machine is too hard to draw.

Does it collect or deliver?

What does he leave in return? (Setup line. Go for it.)

Beer Gut Fairy moonlights as the Coyote Ugly Savior.

Beer Gut Fairy don’t look now but you got some Dalcon on your shoe.

I told y’all it was gonna happen… I even made a little humor about it… made a running gag out of it… and just generally poked fun at it…

But now it’s actually happened! The Beer Gut Fairy has gone and stepped on an alien, and now he’s stuck on the bottom of his shoe!

I also firmly believe that McPherson added a third alien because he KNEW… that sooner or later, one of ‘em was gonna get squished!

I knew this would happen!

(Also, someone tell Bleeb that Human Resources wants to see him… the female cartoon characters are complaining about where he hangs out… again!)

Favorite one ever – Far Side cartoon – was the “nose fairy” joke!

He takes it out of your hide?

How exactly does one leave a beer gut under one’s pillow? (I have a feeling I may regret asking this question.)

PLEASE come to my house, dear fairy!!! I mean, I despise beer, but I still have a beer gut from an accident!

I wouldn’t call him a fairy to his face!

Shame on you, Bleeb!

That’s a new one. Tell me more….

Bleeb! I’m shocked!

I suspect the Fairy is NOT a qualified doctor. just a guess.

And I don’t see any sign of anesthetic to help the procedure….

Why would a beer gut fairy have a saw? Wouldn’t they be giving you one?

Well, seem a bit extreme, but, what the hey, if it gets results … ;)