Close to Home by John McPherson for August 06, 2023

better put it on soeed dial y’all

Bleeb isn’t worried.

Typecast

Where’s the plastic bag and spray cans he uses for Huffing?

His intentions are vaping and pillaging.

“Big Bad Wolf. Big Bad Wolf, If you huff and you puff, I’ll call 911.”

He’ll pass out first. Don’t worry, be piggy.

Huffing is only one-half of the “huffing and puffing” requirement implied in the fable’s contract!

Do we need to contact lawyers, Mr. Wolf!?

Umm where’s the 3rd piggy?

The BBW may do a little huff and puff, but he don’t do no blow. Walk away, citizen. Just walk away.

He who hesitates…..

Huffing and Puffing aren’t the crimes they used to be.

Either way, I hope he used a breath mint!!! Hiya Bleeb! Nicely drawn Big Bad Wolf! :)

I am only reading through these comments to see how many stuffing and muffing jokes were made.

Three days and two dead, partially eaten pigs later, the 911’s arrive…

You probably don’t have to worry, years of puffing have taken their toll.

Smoking has taken its toll. Sounds like COPD

I thought “huffing” was sniffing glue, or maybe the aerosol propellant in whipped cream. That wolf is going to be too seriously loopy to do any damage if he keeps that up. Maybe call 911 for him now.

I’ve got my inhaler.

Maybe he’s just vaping.

" Oh Wolfie, oh Wolfie, ain’t you the one? Oh Wolfie, oh Wolfie, ain’t we got fun? …"