Close to Home by John McPherson for August 13, 2023

The man has talent. Just needs to dress better.

The way he juggles, I would have guessed he was an accountant.

looks like he has found some sort of life balance!

You’re right there Bill, under the falling axe.

If Bill drops those briefs, he’ll find himself, all right——in jail!

So Bill has moved from the law to the lawn.

“Ballard Street – The Early Years”

He needs to not try so hard – he’s juggling too many things.

Hope he keeps the axe and the chicken in sync. Or else he’ll have found Sunday dinner.

Welcome back, Bleeb! I hope you enjoyed your time off. Unfortunately, immediately upon your return, you encounter 2 ladies who are not wearing dresses. Here’s wishing you better luck during the rest of the week.

Bill needs to find some better hobbies.

I’ve been retired 12 years from corrections. I’m on my 11th part time job since my duty belt has been hung up. People ask, “Why do you since you’re retired?” My answer is since I don’t fish, hunt or play golf, what should I do? Some of my fellow retirees didn’t last too long after retirement, so if I last at least 22 years in retirement which is what spent in the agency I retired from, then it will be a successful retirement.

I’m thinking Bill has already found himself. He is now a juggling seal at the circus…

Wait! Maybe he’s one of those cherub ornaments you always see in the middle of a fountain squirtin’ water… you’re not makin’ this easy, Bill!

(I’m glad McPherson and Bleeb are back from vacay… I was gettin’ way too much sleep)

Okay, I will only be impressed when he can juggle live chickens. Keep practicing dude.

He can up his game by adding a running chainsaw to his juggling act.

I can see a really high enclosed white fence going up in his neighbor’s yard.

Bill needs to check himself in to the psyche ward!

You mean his marbles…

As a recently semi-retired lawyer, I can totally relate to Bill

From statutes to “statue”?

Must have been one of Donalds lawyers.

The law are all nuts…

John, I’m impressed. Your art is getting better and better, keep it up…

Once you’ve learned to balance the scales of justice, juggling is easy.

i think i could juggle birds, as long as their wings still work