Close to Home by John McPherson for September 06, 2024

Earth-Я-us.

Bleeb is on cloud 9.

*sold separately

If that kit was ordered from the back pages of a comic book, it would explain a lot about the results he got.

Just add light and you get a big bang.

It’s a start.

I’ve seen this kit on sale at FAO Schwarz. It comes with some really nice Legos and Lincoln Logs. Earth was built with the knock-off version from AliExpress.

…………and water, add LOTS of water.

You wouldn’t want that in the hands of just anyone!

Ah, Bleeb was there . . . before the beginning, so that explains a number of things.

But he got so excited, he added rain, lightening, thunder, snow…..

Who made the kit?

I find this one in the same category as the conundrum that’s always baffled me, “If the Universe is expanding, what’s it expanding into?”

Hence He is the Light of this world!

“In the beginning… there was Bleeb”?

Who made the creation kit?

BANG

Hopefully he’ll get a lot of Big Bang for his buck.

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

Manufactured by Evolution Inc. For all ages.

He got it from Amazon, who knew.

The Big box Theory.

Fun for the whole family. :)

It’s just silly and irreverent, but it resonates with my belief that nobody has understood how important light was in the creation of the universe, that God gave it such a prominent place. I think it is significant both literally and metaphorically.

Looks like he already created a nice bucolic place, with clouds.

Universe light. Tastes great, less filling…

In the beginning, there was Nothing.

And God said, “Let there be light!”

And there was still Nothing, but now you could see it.

Clever

Blasphemy !!!

God must be the original comedian, since He made light of everything.

Quite the puzzle we became

Clever … and funny ♥

A kit that can be played with for eons!

He must have bought that kit from IKEA and put it together wrong.

How could he read the box without light? Or is he reading the box after he followed the directions? I am confused.