Close to Home by John McPherson for September 11, 2024

The only thing insurance companies want to insure is their bottom line.

So don’t sell him any hair coverage

Oh yeah? Well, you’re a pre-existing jerk!

That hang nail last year is really gonna wreck his premiums!

Which means it will cost you double the premium at a quarter of the coverage, sign here.

We already paid for your delivery on your mother’s policy, so your entire existence is a pre-existing condition.

Bleeb. Exactly what do you think you are doing?

Typical American so called health care system in action.

I shudder to think what that insurance company would think of me.

Insurance companies should not be for-profit businesses.

About like it. I’ve had life insurance for 20+ years and they canceled on me…I’m in my 70s…their insurer canceled on them! No explanation. NOW it’d be a lot to take out a policy. So much for AIG. Grr!

Yes, health insurance is a racket for the companies, yet we still allow it to happen. Wonder why? Ask congress who get the donations

And you wear your pajamas to an interview…

Thanks to the Affordable Care Act (ACA, ‘Obamacare’) he can’t be turned down. Thanks to Republicans and tRump that coverage will cost him extra. Thanks to the ACA he can get health care coverage for less money.

Ha! Let’s not make it into a big hairy deal!

Dynamo? No, that’s just a miniature electric slot car type insurance.

nice hair piece

Will the coverage change if I take this wig off?

Hope they don’t know about the hangnail.

Insurance companies only care about one thing… their net profits. Investors over paying consumers every time.

an’ don’t forget that hangnail he had!!

But he’ll still be covered right?

Health was affordable before government got involved

Trump Care

I was rejected for coverage by one of their affiliates once.

“I see you’ve been inhaling a mix of oxygen and nitrogen since you were born. Sorry, declined.”