Close to Home by John McPherson for September 11, 2024

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    oldpine52  3 months ago

    The only thing insurance companies want to insure is their bottom line.

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    suv2000  3 months ago

    So don’t sell him any hair coverage

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago

    Oh yeah? Well, you’re a pre-existing jerk!

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    That hang nail last year is really gonna wreck his premiums!

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    Ned Snipes  3 months ago

    Which means it will cost you double the premium at a quarter of the coverage, sign here.

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    We already paid for your delivery on your mother’s policy, so your entire existence is a pre-existing condition.

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    Aficionado  3 months ago

    Bleeb. Exactly what do you think you are doing?

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    Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago

    Typical American so called health care system in action.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    I shudder to think what that insurance company would think of me.

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    Alverant  3 months ago

    Insurance companies should not be for-profit businesses.

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    kaycstamper  3 months ago

    About like it. I’ve had life insurance for 20+ years and they canceled on me…I’m in my 70s…their insurer canceled on them! No explanation. NOW it’d be a lot to take out a policy. So much for AIG. Grr!

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    jbduncan  3 months ago

    Yes, health insurance is a racket for the companies, yet we still allow it to happen. Wonder why? Ask congress who get the donations

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    paranormal  3 months ago

    And you wear your pajamas to an interview…

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    ncorgbl  3 months ago

    Thanks to the Affordable Care Act (ACA, ‘Obamacare’) he can’t be turned down. Thanks to Republicans and tRump that coverage will cost him extra. Thanks to the ACA he can get health care coverage for less money.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    Ha! Let’s not make it into a big hairy deal!

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    Norris66  3 months ago

    Dynamo? No, that’s just a miniature electric slot car type insurance.

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    ericlscott creator 3 months ago

    nice hair piece

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    Will the coverage change if I take this wig off?

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    davewhamond creator 3 months ago

    Hope they don’t know about the hangnail.

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    sperry532  3 months ago

    Insurance companies only care about one thing… their net profits. Investors over paying consumers every time.

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    wildlandwaters  3 months ago

    an’ don’t forget that hangnail he had!!

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    geese28  3 months ago

    But he’ll still be covered right?

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    jd wigman  3 months ago

    Health was affordable before government got involved

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    mbrahms26  3 months ago

    Trump Care

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    Beowulf 406 Premium Member 3 months ago

    I was rejected for coverage by one of their affiliates once.

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    MissyTiger  3 months ago

    “I see you’ve been inhaling a mix of oxygen and nitrogen since you were born. Sorry, declined.”

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