Close to Home by John McPherson for September 25, 2024

should have killed the two mosquitoes when they had the chance…

Who are they (who are saying that)? Where are they?

[Everyone who is not on the ark has drowned by now.]

Oh, that should make the story more believable. NOT!

It seems more likely they’ll get eighty days worth of rainfall in only one day.

But only close to the source waters. You could probably just build a compound a bit inland, away from the coastal cities where all the people of the world lived before roads were a thing.

Unless ‘they’ are the wise owls, I would just consider it a rumor and let everyone off at the next mountain.

You’ll notice that only the snakes are pairing together…

I think that is the smallest ark ever depicted.

It only rained in Mesopotamia anyway. Noah didn’t need to go to Africa to round up more animals.

That’s it then…

… flip a coin to see who feeds the lion!

Imagine the poop shoveling on that boat. It would be a full-time job for all humans on board.

Where are the mosquitoes and ticks?

It is always cooler when it rains, not warmer.

There’s no such thing as global warming. At least that’s what all my diehard Republican friends say.

Bleeb is safe on Noah’s shoulders.