Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 16, 2012
Transcript:
Phoebe: You do realize you're NAKED. Marigold: I do not NEED clothes. Phoebe: How come? Marigold: Because it would be a crime to conceal even an in of this magnificence. You must cover YOUR body because it is so pink and embarrassing. You need a hobby. Phoebe: This isn't a hobby?
josh_bisbee over 12 years ago
And she’s letting her shave her bald?
Masterius over 12 years ago
Erm . . . doesn’t Marigold have an extensive collection of pajamas?
Stellagal over 12 years ago
Reminiscent of Ozy and Millie. Marigold is Ozy and Phoebe is Millie. To bad Phoebe doesn’t have a tail she can wag. :)
tazz555 over 12 years ago
Wait there is pink skin underneath? I always assumed Merigold had layers of fur with no skin…or at least something less normal
kaykeyser over 12 years ago
I hope “Shaving the Unicorn” isn’t a phrase that can be taken out of context.
Q4horse over 12 years ago
The skin on a horse is black, except under white markings where it is pink. The pink skin is subject to sunburns where the black skin is not. Humans lost their fur to increase the effectiveness of their evaporative cooling system as a hunting strategy. In warm climates a human can literally run any animal into the ground from heat exhaustion/stress. Equines are one of the few mammals that share our ability to thermoregulate by sweating through the skin. If Phoebe shaves off all her hair, Marigold will need sunscreen or her next color will be bright red.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
If the Almighty intended for us to go around naked we’d be born that way.
T_Lexi over 12 years ago
: D Pretty sure Marigold is letting Phoebe shave her, because she can easily magic herself back the way she prefers: ‘Magnificent!’
rpmurray over 12 years ago
You’re not naked if you’re wearing a fur coat. PETA should be out there getting on Phoebe’s case.
Weapon Brown over 12 years ago
Here we go again.
bopard over 12 years ago
MAR does like PHO. If anyone else stood behind an equine with a buzzing shaver, they’d get kicked into next week. .Well, the wish was to be best friends, and that includes the blackmail pix haircuts.
Stephen Gilberg over 12 years ago
Ugh. I was hoping that Simpson would leave that obsession behind for this comic.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
It’s shaving.
uvzorik over 12 years ago
No, Dana, it’s not a hobby, it’s a fetish. A fetish that you’ve been shoving down your readers’ throats for at least twelve years. You should stop.
StrangerCoug over 12 years ago
Someone’s been hanging around Millie for too long…
Tyrnn over 12 years ago
>chuckles< Oh, let her have some fun.
Aurora_Gale about 12 years ago
Grin! It is the curse! The curse has returned to claim a new victim!
big NateRocks over 11 years ago
she can probably magically grow it back