Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 17, 2012
Transcript:
Danae: Hey, Jeffrey... Can you help me with some tech support? Jeffrey: Sure... What's the problem? Danae: I just need scientific stuff that'll support my holy scriptures. Jeffrey: Let's start with the mountain of facts proving all this laughably wrong. Danae: Oh, let's not go down the bad road of heresy, Jeffrey... And lo, there was a stink boy world that crashed into the perfect girl world, which sent the dinosaurs to the moon, where they still live to this day.
The#1BoiseStateFan about 12 years ago
Dinosaurs and Moon don’t go together
Varnes about 12 years ago
Danae, why bother reasoning with Jeffrey, he’s got boogers for brains……You’re sugar and spice and everything nice….go with it, babe…
CaptXpendable about 12 years ago
Oh Jeffrey, are you ever going to learn? You should have been suspicious as soon as she said the word “Hey”.
WCLamb about 12 years ago
Jeddidyah said “Did anyone ever land on the dark side of the moon ?”Heck, yeah! Pink Floyd did. And it was worth millions!
kheman about 12 years ago
@saywhatwhat: Atheism means “no god” not “no religion,” though the “Divine Cat” from yesterday might put her into the animists category.
PerkandCindy Premium Member about 12 years ago
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe.
The Old Wolf about 12 years ago
Binders full of dinosaurs!
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
religion ruins everything.
Zarisa about 12 years ago
I like pancakes!!!
Alabama Al about 12 years ago
Danae said it. I believe it. That settles it.`Repudiate that logic.
Varnes about 12 years ago
Zarisa, I like bacon….Let’s talk…
Beleck3 about 12 years ago
right, don’t confuse me with the facts, i’m creating a religion here. great line. and as we see, it works. lolDanae is my comic font of laughter and proof that Idiocy is the American/Religious way. lol
William Bednar Premium Member about 12 years ago
“Just go with it and no one will get hurt!”Book 1, chapter 1, verse 1: Scripture according to Danae! Queen Danae Version. The actual words of Danae in RED!
Varnes about 12 years ago
On a related note, isn’t anybody going to comment on the Freudian implication of the…. um,… bonking,… however briefly, of “Stinky Boy” and “Perfect Girl” ? Come on folks, this is big, Danae is dreaming of hooking up with Jeffrey, and she doesn’t even know it. I’d tell him to run like the wind chasing a bunny, but I’ve met Danae’s type when they grow up……Whole lot of fun!…. But they do keep you on your toes….
Varnes about 12 years ago
And is this Dinosaurs to the Moon Danae’s version of “Fireworks”? Seriously, Dinosaurs to the moon is quite a reaction….Danae’s in love with Jeffrey, Danae’s in love with Jeffrey, Danae’s in love with Jeffrey….
einarbt7 about 12 years ago
Such is the fate of heretics.
Habogee about 12 years ago
Atheism is a belief that there is no God. Therefore, a belief system. Therefore, just another religion.But, it’s not my job to kick anyone else’s crutches. So I’ll just shut up.
blather046047 about 12 years ago
and don’t question that Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act will improve healthcare and lower costs. That would be heresy, too.
Linguist about 12 years ago
@TheTrustedMechanicAnd every scientologist I have ever met was concerned with one thing, and one thing only, money, and how much of yours they could pilfer from you for the least amount of effort.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Without getting into lengthy details or revealing anything of a classified nature, I will say that I had first hand knowledge of the U.S. military’s concern with this cult back in the mid 60’s. Some of our investigations centered around precisely your point.
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
Are the dinosaurs eating all the cheese?
dflak about 12 years ago
The last panel reminds me of last night’s debate. I’m not saying who’s who. It doesn’t really matter.
Buggerlugs about 12 years ago
Adam and Steve maybe?
pcolli about 12 years ago
If one needs to believe, then one does not know.
ramonesfan about 12 years ago
Note to Danae: Girls can be as stinky as boys, in their own funky sort of way. Just try going down on one sometime.
route66paul about 12 years ago
Atheism is the belief there is no god. Agnosticism is the doubting there is a god. One is a belief and the other is not.
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
Her religion sounds pretty much like most of the rest.
Rational Anarchist about 12 years ago
Sarah Palin!! Danae is a clone of Sarah Palin, you betcha!
Rational Anarchist about 12 years ago
The profession of shaman has many advantages. It offers high status with a safe livelihood free of work in the dreary, sweaty sense. In most societies it offers legal privileges and immunities not granted to other men. But it is hard to see how a man who has been given a mandate from on High to spread tidings of joy to all mankind can be seriously interested in taking up a collection to pay his salary; it causes one to suspect that the shaman is on the moral level of any other con man. But it is a lovely work if you can stomach it. [Lazarus Long, Time enough for Love, by Robert Heinlein]
bmonk about 12 years ago
So, can someone tell me why Danae is asking stinky boy Jeffrey for his opinion, since it’s wrong anyway?
Djoyy about 12 years ago
Boring! Not funny. Was of time
Djoyy about 12 years ago
As time thinking of this strip done while in a coma?
Djoyy about 12 years ago
Waste of time
Varnes about 12 years ago
INGSOC, I didn’t think anybody was going to comment on that. Danae’s in love. Geeze, look at the symbols Wiley drew in the commingling cells..What’s with all these other guys going on and on and on and on about religions? I usually just make up my own, depending on my mood….it’s so much easier….