Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 08, 2012

Is it that Peter Piper perv, perchance?

RE: Sign of the Cross.

Is that image mirrored or not? Are we supposed to go from our left shoulder to our right or from our right to our left? I was never taught.

Any law against toe licking?

Come to think of it, that’s probly illegal in some states.

Is there a tusk tickler loose in Tuscaloosa?

I’ve heard of corn likker. Is this related?

True story: Here in SF, a friend of mine had an encounter with the notorious toe sucker of North Beach. He bribed her with drugs to let him suck her toes. He wanted her to call him a racial slur while shoving her foot down his throat, but she wasn’t comfortable with the racial slur part.

Toe-licker? Hah!Small fry.Starts with boot-licking, then progresses (if that’s the right word) northward.

And a toe picker loose in Poughkeepsie.

Is that at the RedHouse in Tulsa?

Nailed it.

♬ Once there was this kid whoGot into an accident and couldn’t come to schoolBut when he finally came backHis hair had turned from black into bright greenHe said that it was from whenHe had read too much Frog Applause

Mmm Mmm Mmm MmmMmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ♬

Don’t worry about that degenerate in Tulsa. Vlad will make him toe the line.

Where was that Doty guy from, the one who used to post on GoComics?

Sign of the Cross Father O’Malley had lived across the street from Jack Richards, a Mormon bishop, for years. Over time they became good friends, and often spent evenings together talking about things that mattered. One time, Father O’Malley said to Jack, “You know, we’ve been friends long enough that I think I can ask you a question without being offensive. I know Mormons don’t venerate the cross, but I’m puzzled. Every morning when you go to work, I see you pause on the doorstep and cross yourself. What’s up with that?” Bishop Richards paused a moment, puzzled, and then the penny dropped. “Oh,” he said. “No, it’s just that I have a really bad memory, and so I have to go through a checklist before I leave home: Spectacles, fly, handkerchief, ticket.”

@OxnateThe mnemonic for crossing oneself (male oriented, of course) is “spectacles, testicles, money, cigars.”

They’re on to me!

I’m headed for Tulsa. BAREFOOT

Not so long ago any reference to “Tulsa” might have generated a different string of comments (who says all change is bad?).

rabbits link on the other end.

WOW!!! THERE IS A LOOSE LICKER IN TULSA!!!

Lord knows what’s loose in Penistone, which is in the West Riding, Yorkshire.

tuscaloosa.that’s what the elephant said when he crashed into a tree

I might lick her toes, but never confine myself to licking just them.

SIGN OF THE CROSSYou touch the left shoulder. You touch the right shoulder. And you do the Hokey Pokey. That’s what it’s all about.

LIKÖR – TANKSTELLE luckily wasn’t combined with today’s comic.

Toe licker, tsk .. in a family strip ..Please replace this with something more pleasant and innocent, like ‘fluffy bunny’ or ‘axe murderer’.

thank God I don’t live there. It’s bad enough here!

Some people like to taste things.

Blog: Fords of Australia….the Falcons I remember had fins.

Blog ‘Wie oft masturbieren sie im Monat?’These must be the results of a poll among German agrarian producers.

Wie oft masturbierst du im Monat?How often do you masturbate in a month?22% 1-3 times19% 4-5 times18% 6-10 times8% 11-15 times7% 16-20 times7% 21-30 times4% 30+ times

Oh yes, forgot this part" (79% aller befragen geben an zu masturbieren)(79% of all surveys admitted to masturbating.)

I have to assume that this was a survey of German females. Otherwise these numbers are extremely low.

Yep, these are the new European Union rules, where we all have to supply these and other figures so they can calculate how much we have to pay for our health insurance. Curse Brussels.

Work my big toe honey, ya put some honey ac

RE: yesterday….who is JAD?