Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for November 07, 2012

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    arye uygur  about 12 years ago

    I don’t get it. Is “lemony” alluding to yellow?

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    Randy B Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Yes, lemon color and lemon scent. A bowl full of yellow won’t make you think it’s getting cleaner.

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    Randy B Premium Member about 12 years ago

    I’m waiting for a green color and asparagus-y aroma.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  about 12 years ago

    A bowl full of Barbicide.

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    Matthew Davis  about 12 years ago

    What color choices are there? Yellow is right out, so is brown. I think black would be a difficult sell. Red will look like blood in the bowl, orange like bloody urine, and green like somebody peed in the Ty-D-Bol. So purple or lavender, maybe?

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  about 12 years ago

    Why would the color matter that much? We got plenty of different colors for those kinds of products, but its not why its not due to that its bought.

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    finale  about 12 years ago

    Maybe a sticker for the tank that says: “If it smells like lemons it’s clean”?

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    burleigh2  about 12 years ago

    Cherry scented? :-s

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    Toronto2  about 12 years ago

    They could have a deep discounted introductory price, and use a theme song – “You’re in the money…”

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