Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 25, 2013
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November 28, 2013
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been ordered closed for health code violations. ouspenskaya gallery - operating without a liquor license. current show of paintings derivative & sterile. hey, modernism's over! taco outlet try our chimtac-aburri-cherno-bogito! taco outlet - menu of over 2000 items confusing & gratuitous, consid-ering there are only 5 ingredients. bladderwort's brewpub cafe - featured beer, old bladderwort's extra chunky barium ale, still untested on humans. chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave - whole place smelled like old people.
Ida No about 11 years ago
Ale was chewier than the old people tacos.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
I’d still give the Ouspenskaya Gallery a try. Modernism is the new classicism; it’s okay to think well of it again….
Vince M about 11 years ago
Number 2 is clearly Taco Bell – “Mexican” “food” for people who don’t like Mexican food
aerilim about 11 years ago
We have a Chatanchew in our local Downtown….
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
Maria woud be displeased.
WaitingMan about 11 years ago
There once was a diner near me (South Jersey) called “Chat and Chew”. Their motto, “Chat and Chew, it’s what to do.” This was a real thing. I couldn’t make it up if I tried.