Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 25, 2013
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Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been ordered closed for health code violations. ouspenskaya gallery - operating without a liquor license. current show of paintings derivative & sterile. hey, modernism's over! taco outlet try our chimtac-aburri-cherno-bogito! taco outlet - menu of over 2000 items confusing & gratuitous, consid-ering there are only 5 ingredients. bladderwort's brewpub cafe - featured beer, old bladderwort's extra chunky barium ale, still untested on humans. chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave - whole place smelled like old people.
There once was a diner near me (South Jersey) called “Chat and Chew”. Their motto, “Chat and Chew, it’s what to do.” This was a real thing. I couldn’t make it up if I tried.