Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 02, 2013
Transcript:
Crocodile 1: Whuh you doing, Burt? Crocodile 2: Me gonna sweem wid dolpheens. Spose be once een lifetime essperience. Dolphin 1: Swim! Dolphin 2: Be happy. Crocodile 1: Guess dat why it only once een lifetime essperience. Dolphin 1: Yep. Dolphin 2: Swim! Be happy.
LuckyJazz almost 12 years ago
Oh, the irony…
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Dolphins will ram sharks until they rupture an essential organ, and the shark dies.
Kamino Neko almost 12 years ago
Cue the Crocs dressing as dolphins.
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
Out of curiosity, are there African river dolphins? If so, I’m also not if I’ve heard of them attacking zebras
firedome almost 12 years ago
so long and thanks for all the crocs…
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Ohhh! Mean dolpheens! Bye bye, Croc Burt!Everybody stay out of the pool!
juicebruce almost 12 years ago
Come on in the water is great ! Nice to see the Crocs are back in town, even if there is one less Croc.
uncorked almost 12 years ago
They picked those bones pretty clean!
Kaputnik almost 12 years ago
First PBS in a while that actually made me laugh. Maybe 2013 will be a good year.
bigbadpete almost 12 years ago
@Kaputnik,
Same here. Happy new year to all!
the burser almost 12 years ago
…Weren’t people saying bring the crocs back…lol.
Tirasmol almost 12 years ago
hahahaahahahaaaa
jmartin1955 almost 12 years ago
That was funny
finale almost 12 years ago
What about Bob?
jimcos almost 12 years ago
The croc is now a waiter at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe
EarlOfCork almost 12 years ago
Gotta be careful of dolphins:
http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/14p70/
mkahn almost 12 years ago
7-9… there are a lot of really angry dolphins
SwimsWithSharks almost 12 years ago
Skip Odatta only beat you by 30 years.
marshalljpeters Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Will there be another Burt in the future? Bob always seems to come back (to die again).
Stream of conscience almost 12 years ago
The dolphins could give the crocs lessons.
Arianne almost 12 years ago
Robin Williams learned his lesson in this clip. It’s long, so go to about 3:40 to see when A dolphin tells Robin ‘Back off, Jack!’ “I guess I’m one of the only human beings on the planet who can piss off a dolphin.”
Vonne Anton almost 12 years ago
Oh yeah?!?! Well, I’ll have a tuna sandwich, please. Take that, dolphins!
Moishe3rd almost 12 years ago
Oh sure…. What a travesty of Justice! The Dolphins are under the control of the Zeebas, deliberately savaging and oppressing the poor, defenseless Crocs.You should be ashamed of yourself!
155088 almost 12 years ago
Been waitin’ a long time for the Crocs to return. Thank you.
John Falstaff almost 12 years ago
Dees ees sneeky fishies. Croks be carful!
skydancer11 almost 12 years ago
Those Crocs Ain’t Right.
Number Three almost 12 years ago
I love the smiley faces around the pool.
LOL… Funny cute strip.
xxx
MrRobots almost 12 years ago
LOL – Excellent one Masterskrain!
BlackScorpion1910 almost 12 years ago
Why I don’t swim.
BlackScorpion1910 almost 12 years ago
With animals.
GerardoDreadful almost 12 years ago
I always thought Miami Dolphins had the second worst mascot in NFL, the first one are the Cardinals, now I retract.
mssweetie almost 12 years ago
Just yesterday was wondering when the Crocs would be back! LMBO…this is so funny.
Soroxas almost 12 years ago
52 dead crocs
CrimsonFoxx almost 12 years ago
Little known fact: Dolphins are actually related to Pirahnas.
cdward almost 12 years ago
You know, I wasted a lot of time looking up Amazon dolphins, and then other dolphins and then porpoises, and then ….
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
daaah-DUM… daaah-DUM…
orinoco womble almost 12 years ago
Thanks to everyone who defined the term "functionally extinct. As I said before, I know what it means. The term simply struck my mind differently at the early hour I read this strip.Thank you again.
Pearlslover01 almost 12 years ago
61
ZeebA16 over 11 years ago
65 dead crocs.
SuperSayian over 11 years ago
Anybody else think of the song “Once In A Lifetime” by Talking Heads?
GoingNuclear almost 6 years ago
69 dead crocs
Comicness7 almost 6 years ago
burt ? Oh, not another croc.
Darth Revan II about 4 years ago
Rest in pieces, Burt.
alantain over 1 year ago
People seem to forget that dolphins are predators.