Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 17, 2012
Transcript:
Joe: Hey, Danae... I've got something special for you. Danae: 'Kay... what is it? Joe: Grandma was cleaning out her attic and found something to pass on to you... It was the most popular toy in the world when she was your age! Danae: ! That's so sad... poor gran'ma... Joe: What? No... it's a hula hoop! It was her favorite... Danae: Please, Daddy. Stop! You're gonna make me cry.
unnormal about 12 years ago
And they cost — what? — $1.37?
Superfrog about 12 years ago
Danae, a girl with a hula hoop had no trouble getting her own space.
Linguist about 12 years ago
I guess Danae isn’t interested in being a swinger.
Can't Sleep about 12 years ago
Oh, how true!When’s the last time you saw a kid play with something as simple as that? (Yeah, right. 1968.)What really bothers me is that I remember them from the 50s. (How can my body be so old when my mind feels so young?)
Gigantor about 12 years ago
Ah, yes, the good, old days of prehistory, when we had to “suffer” with toys like pogo sticks or Super Elastic Bubble Plastic. Kids don’t know what they’re missing.
cdoorn98 about 12 years ago
“You know, for kids.”
Varnes about 12 years ago
I liked rolling them out with back spin, so it would slide away, but then would reverse and come back to you……
Varnes about 12 years ago
Show her how to use it, Dad…..
jazzmoose about 12 years ago
Be thankful it wasn’t a Slinky, Danae.
einarbt7 about 12 years ago
Danae cry? Has that ever happened?
alviebird about 12 years ago
Yes, pity us poor children of yesteryear. We actually had to use our imaginations in order to play with most toys. Not just have it diddled.
tripwire45 about 12 years ago
Something that wasn’t computerized and it was fun. Imagine that.
Coyoty Premium Member about 12 years ago
“It must have been hard to use without breaking anything.”
“It’s supposed to be used outside.”
“They played outside? On purpose?”
hariseldon59 about 12 years ago
Where do insert the batteries?
alviebird about 12 years ago
And then there is the ‘Shoop-Shoop Hula Hoop’. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2gVJT_IcR0
They just kept trying to bring the hula hoop back, all through the ’70s.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF968AGzsDg
This one’s actually mildly entertaining.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bObi1PDWrNc
BluePumpkin about 12 years ago
Multiples were easy if you knew how to get one going. Of course now I’d need a lead ball bearing inside one to get it to work. That’s how I knew I was old . . when I tried to hula hoop with some friends in a Walmart and all I got was one rotation before the darned thing was on the floor. :p
Linguist about 12 years ago
MY GOD! You actually mean in the “Fresh Air”, and “Sunshine”??>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Even if they are involved with outdoor activities, today’s screenagers are never far from the electrical umbilical cord. They text while playing sports !
I'll fly away about 12 years ago
I had a pogo stick in the 70’s. It gave me a good workout. I was always to heavy to use a Hulahoop right. Oh, well.
ostviking about 12 years ago
Alexikakos & “Decomposing Composers”
I don’t know when Monty Python first used that old joke but it was already old in 1966
tazz555 about 12 years ago
I understand imagination was key years ago…but who came up with Hoola Hoop? Were they drunk and/or high?
chriscc63 about 12 years ago
I think there was a suble joke in there, like Diane thought it might be a iud or something.
notinksanymore about 12 years ago
I want a hula hoop. It’s a great workout and fun too! Wonder where you can get them these days…
workingathome about 12 years ago
My kids love hula hoops. I’m not sure why it is, but both times we’ve rented a house with a back yard, there has been a hula hoop already in the yard. Not even broken ones, they were perfectly good.
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
No comment. (See?)
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
Hey, I had a hula hoop. You mean I could have GRANDCHILDREN?? Oh, right. I’m 60.
pcolli about 12 years ago
All you people who are complaining that kids love their technology….who buys it for them????
roctor about 12 years ago
Wheres the stick?
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
toys of our youth. lincoln logs, gi joe, transformers, legos, ball and stick. ball and cup, not that many cares in the world. nowadays, bills, war, violence, adulthood. was it always this hard?
Buggerlugs about 12 years ago
Young kids still prefer to play with the box it came in.
bevgrey about 12 years ago
They’re still around. I saw a bunch of 20 somethings playing with them in a local park a few months back.
orz about 12 years ago
I think Wiley draws and writes for Danae as a person that embodies all that he secretly hates about people.