Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 20, 2012

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    No wonder Humpty Dumpty jumped from the wall.

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    jreckard  almost 12 years ago

    I just can’t seem to put it together.

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    mkahn  almost 12 years ago

    I thought waterboarding was against the Geneva Convention.

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    tryoung71  almost 12 years ago

    Anyone ever notice in the nursery rhyme, “Humpty Dumpty”, he’s never referred to as an egg??

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    Digital Frog  almost 12 years ago

    Poor Humpty, now he’ll never make it home fro the hollandaise.

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    vldazzle  almost 12 years ago

    I’ve made egg nog icecream but only egg YOLKS (not whole, but organic from a friend), heavy cream, frehly grated nutmeg, stevia, Vencedora vanilla and Meyer’s rum. YUMMY!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    He said the same thing about the Girl Scout cookies, the Mexican salsa, and the Goldfish crackers.

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    imbaldeagle  almost 12 years ago

    Mr Humpty doesn’t get the joke, but the yolk’s on – er.. in – him. Kinda like the animals who wanted to give Santa a ham & egg breakfast – the pig said to the chicken: “Well, you may well be in favor of it for you only have to make a contribution, but for me it’s total commitment.”

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    AnalogGenius  almost 12 years ago

    I think that I am missing the yolk.

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    Alexthegrape Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    nothing tastes better than good old Humpty Dumpty peeing the Yolk out! MMMMM!

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