Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 08, 2013

…And the second episode begins with you and Kim Kardashian…

This is after the requisite 1.2 million youtube hits.

Not helping.

En ook u kunt uw vinger in een dijk stick !

Maybe negotiate for another person’s finger…Hey, why do Dutch people wear wooden shoes? Keeps the woodpeckers from their heads…Hey, I’m white, I can joke about whites….and man, are they white! Thank you…I’ll be here all week….

It has been said, no-one has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of American TV viewers… (Wonder when The Paint Drying Network joins the cable lineup?!)

There is a fiscal cliff on Old Dike Road. Look at the sheer heroism of that Little Dutch Boy!

My bet is the suit’s pointy nose would fit perfectly where that boy’s finger is and the lad could head home to a fine supper of Bruine Bonen Soep.

What about those ten foot Poles I keep hearing about?

Only if the finger is scabby.

I have to wonder what made the impact that pierced the wall. That’s some set of stress cracks emanating from the hole.

What a load of old polders.

ANYthing to get that low-life “HoneyBooBoo” thing and her disgusting family off cable!!!!

Isn’t he the lawyer from the bank that foreclosed on everyone’s houses that were under water with their mortgages……………. If the kid pulls out his finger he will be under water

The truth, there never has been a ‘reality show’ yet…….

“Apparently there are eight thousand Poles in Blackpool, Lancashire …”-Isn’t that where the Blackpool Pole Manufacturing Company is located?

The average would be even taller if not for those born in the aftermath of the Hongerwinter (1944-5) and, remarkably, their children.

The funny thing is that most of the buildings in the Netherlands were built when the Dutch were among the shortest people in Europe, so even six-footers (much less the six-and-a-half footer that the average Dutchman is) have to hunch over to get through a lot of doorways.

Probably starring Hoonae van der Bloobue ….

And they’ll get ’em too!

Reality is what Americans watch on TV while living a life of delusion

I prefer the engineering and physics reality of the story, especially with politicians, put the kid on the water side of the hole so pressure will push him INTO the hole instead of out, and we can ask how long he can hold his breath.

Even “My Cat from Hell” is sometimes just “based on a true story.”

My comment was on Kim Kardashian, not politics. Yes, I know that story and feel there is plenty of blame to go around. Right and Left go for the money and leave people in the dust that remains. Remember, my views are not molded by politics, so I identify with neither Democrats nor Republicans nor whomever politically. Those shenanigans are morally wrong to me, not politically wrong. Politics has little to do with moral values, so little to do with me.

Is Wiley on holidays? There have been a few strips from 1993 recently (like this one) with the date changed to this year.

I like the bald head with a pony tail on the Hollywood puke—possibily the most hideous fashion trend for men since male makeup.

What are all those poles doing there? Holding up wires?

‘Here Comes Honey Dutch Boy’.

Indeed a likely scenario. However, they may be just crying about their sorry lives—-all the way to the bank.

This very cool strip is actually a remake of a Non Sequitur strip from 1993:

http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/1993/06/08