Complaints about the Hobbit movie have led me to the realization that The book is the fairy tale kids version; the movie is attempting to present the entire story of what was happening in Middle Earth at the time.
I read the Hobbit when I was in Junior High, back when the first paperback edition of LOTR became available in the US – yes I am that old – and I couldn’t make heads nor tails of LOTRs. Few years later I read Harvard Lampoon’s “Bored of the Rings” which was hilarious, and after reading that, I was able to go back and read LOTR, and was able to follow the story the second time through.
hahaha, totally agree. omg LOTR is the most boring set of books I’ve ever struggled through. Like the movies, though, cause movies are visual, so there’s no need to spend 10 pages telling us about every single tree we pass, what kind it is, the number of the leaves it has, the shade of leaves, the history of the tree, the other people it’s seen go by, and etc etc etc. Like who cares about every dip and rise of the ground they’re walking on. If we take out all the stupid, useless, never ending and pointless descriptions it wouldn’t be a trilogy, it’d be a single book.
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
Well, she tried. If Heart wants a story with a female lead, might I suggest “Heidi” or “Jane Eyre.”
W_Inc-ThePPP almost 12 years ago
Funny, I finally got my little brother to watch Fellowship of the Ring today. Managed to keep his attention for about an hour and a half
blunebottle almost 12 years ago
Lot of heavy reading there, Heart….you can skip Silmarillion! (I think I got to page 18.)
sjsczurek almost 12 years ago
I remember that one year there was a Captain Underpants balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. That is what we have become.
Devils Knight almost 12 years ago
Heart would like The hunger Games or The Long Walk by Stephen King
Davepostmp almost 12 years ago
Complaints about the Hobbit movie have led me to the realization that The book is the fairy tale kids version; the movie is attempting to present the entire story of what was happening in Middle Earth at the time.
SquidGamerGal almost 12 years ago
And they couldn’t end it like this three weeks ago WHY?!
ellisaana Premium Member almost 12 years ago
And then the is “Bored of the Rings.”
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Or not.
23035387 almost 12 years ago
i guess there’s no accounting for taste
Elderflower almost 12 years ago
The Lord of the Rings was definitely a story for entertainment. The Silmarillion was more like a textbook about middle earth.
Dampwaffle almost 12 years ago
I read the Hobbit when I was in Junior High, back when the first paperback edition of LOTR became available in the US – yes I am that old – and I couldn’t make heads nor tails of LOTRs. Few years later I read Harvard Lampoon’s “Bored of the Rings” which was hilarious, and after reading that, I was able to go back and read LOTR, and was able to follow the story the second time through.
Miba almost 12 years ago
hahaha, totally agree. omg LOTR is the most boring set of books I’ve ever struggled through. Like the movies, though, cause movies are visual, so there’s no need to spend 10 pages telling us about every single tree we pass, what kind it is, the number of the leaves it has, the shade of leaves, the history of the tree, the other people it’s seen go by, and etc etc etc. Like who cares about every dip and rise of the ground they’re walking on. If we take out all the stupid, useless, never ending and pointless descriptions it wouldn’t be a trilogy, it’d be a single book.
Rush Strong Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Echo what Davepostmp and others said. Loved The Hobbit and Bored of the Rings, but I don’t recall if I made it through book 3 of LOTR.
Heart should take a look at the Narnia books.
[I read them as a kid, never glommed onto the pro-religious aspects, and grew up to be an atheist.]
JP Steve Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Heart would probably like Mary Norton’s “Borrowers” novels, the adventures of young Arrietty Clock.
baileydean almost 12 years ago
Me? I loved Narnia… LoTR… The Hobbit… and many others — but I think that Heart might find a better fit with Anne of Green Gables… at her age, anyway.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
That is the expected outcome.