Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 28, 2013

I’d love to go with Vegas with Larry!

Son: “You will be before you get out the door…”

He’s going to a “Sons of the Desert” convention.

Larry is never more devious than when he’s dead.

Still not smart… unless the widow planned to have the memorial in Vegas, then she’s in for a real surprise.

Oh Larry. You narrowly escaped death by dolphin. Why must you now tempt the much greater danger of an angry wife?

Sorry Larry, what happens before you leave for Vegas, doesn’t stay in Vegas.

Larry’s only dead from the neck up, and he’s determined to prove it.

Junior was expecting smart??

If mom finds out he went to Vegas, he will be dead.

Take advantage of the situation by building a new identity and a new life, or blowing everything you own at a casino, drinking to forget about it, and marrying someone else who’s drinking to forget their problems…tough choice.

Next up: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!

at least it wasn’t a N.O.W. or N.E.F.F.A. pun……..

That’s so Larry

When you come home and find your wife has remarried, remember, IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!

Soo Larry was working with the Dol-phiins all this time! Somehow I see something hard hitting Larry in the head. Powered by one very mad female Croc!

Las Vegas Larry will be Patty-pounded Larry by this time next week….

5:40AM. MSNBC. Business headline; “Surging stocks put bears on heels.” I wonder where they got that image from?

When he runs out of beer, he can eat a drunken tourist.

Orinoco Womble: “We waz sumwere on de edge of dessert wheen crok medicine begin to take hold … poor basset—wait til he see those BATS!”

To repeat an earlier poster – What a croc!

Stay Downtown, Larry. Beer is too expensive on the Strip since Harrah’s tore down O’Sheas.

I bet he’s going with the dolphins! Now that would be smart…not!!

So…. how did Larry escape the Croc eating Dolphins?

I think Larry is more Weasel than Croc, at times.

Every croc is holding a purse. Or at least a set of luggage.

He always has his beer hat handy.

LAs Vegas Larry, party on dude, party on.

If he’s not dead, what were the bones?

Viva Croc Vegas!!!

Perhaps we will see what Larry carries in the trunk next time. Certainly not clothes, probably more rounds for the beer magazine.

It won’t be a problem when he gets back — memorial already held.

I’m thinking it’ll be like Tom Sawyer and Larry will return from Vegas just in time for his own funeral, thoughts?

How ironic would it be if he actually died in Las Vegas?

the bones were from the KFC wings