FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 03, 2013
May 02, 2013
May 04, 2013
Transcript:
Andy: Did I tell you Stephanie had a baby girl? Roger: I didn't know she was expecting. Andy: Hellooooo! You saw her last week! Did you think her stomach just stuck out like that naturally?! What'd you say to her? Roger: I'd first like to point out that Jenny Craig is probably a very common name.
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
Oh, no you didn’t, Roger!
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Oh, please, Roger! For the love of… YOU DIDN’T!!!
einarbt7 over 11 years ago
Why would Andy be surprised?
bkybl Premium Member over 11 years ago
1. Open mouth.2. Insert foot.3. Shove!
Wren Fahel over 11 years ago
One time a woman approached me and asked, “Oh, are you pregnant?” I smiled sweetly and said, “Nope…just fat.” BOY, was she ever apologetic! Thankfully, I don’t offend that easily.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
after 3 kids, roger might know the difference between pregnant and fat.
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
And this is why we never, EVER, make unsolicited comments about people’s weight or appearance, boys and girls! It’s not only rude, it’s also dangerous!
donotemailme over 11 years ago
Are you pregnant?
Is one of the four-4 questions you NEVER ask a woman, never.
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
Once again Roger Fox shows just how THICK he is.
Zero-Gabriel over 11 years ago
Who’s Jenny Craig…?
GeorgeJohnson over 11 years ago
That’s why I never say ANYthing. No matter what, you’re gonna be wrong. They’ll get mad or start crying. So best to just keep yer yapper shut.
thesnowleopard Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sounds like you’re better off not speaking at all, if that’s the state your social skills are in. It’s not as though other people found those comments amusing or flattering before Political Correctness. They just didn’t feel comfortable speaking up about them.
fuzzeebc over 11 years ago
Roger has it right. If you don’t see a baby coming out or have any reason to believe you left one in there, no man should ever ask a woman if she’s pregnant.
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
The reverse is worse – when you think a woman is pregnant and she isn’t.
Dragon0131 over 11 years ago
Best thing to do, is just ask to ask her how she’s doing. If she’s ready to have the kid, she’ll say something along the lines of fine, can’t wait to have the baby. Especially if she knows you and thinks you may have heard she was pregnant. Otherwise, you’ll just get a generic response. But never assume:1) a woman is pregnant.2) a woman is fat.3) she’s a senior citizen.4) she’s a mom5) she works outside of the house6) she’s a stay at home wife or mother.By the way, 5 & 6 are both WORKING moms. The only difference is where they spend the working day. Remember, the stay at home mom works 24/7 with the kids and household duties. The working mom also works 24/7.
The Fly Hunter over 11 years ago
Stereotyping a bit, are we?