Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 04, 2013
Transcript:
Shannon: "...And I gotta get 29 Valentines for class! Right NOW!" Toni: "I just got off duty, Shannon. And I have an appointment. Your cards will have to wait" Brad: "I'll take her" Toni: "Brad, you are the sweetest guy, you know that?" Shannon: "Hey! Don't get mushy NOW! It's almost Valentine's Day!"
BenderSastre almost 12 years ago
Where are this child’s parents?
whayle almost 12 years ago
Aww, I love the look on Brad’s face in the last panel!
Toxicdave almost 12 years ago
So, no answer on the shower?Taker her to Target Brad – it should be over soon.
The Old Wolf almost 12 years ago
Points many.
barbarasbrute almost 12 years ago
I would think by now Shannon would start acting like a normal child occasionaly. She’s been around Brad and Toni long enough for something to rub off on her.
Obenavides almost 12 years ago
The things a guy have to do to keep impressing the girl… even if it means dealing with the little troll.
Obenavides almost 12 years ago
Notice that wearing that jacket makes Tony look more like a doctor than a firefighter.
MAC45 almost 12 years ago
OB-GYN?
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
Look at those two…. quicky wedding on the 14th? :p Seriously though, I think they WILL be getting engaged next Thursday. (I sure hope so, I can’t take this half-relationship anymore)
melmarsh9v almost 12 years ago
I like Shannon’s comment in the second panel— it is very similar to saying, “no fighting in the war room!”
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
Omygahhhh… what if Toni’s appointment is with the Dr….cause her test strip was blue???
trspence almost 12 years ago
Shannon has issues as can be expected for a child growing up the way she has, but I expect the Brad and Toni will file the rough edges off as she grows. Brad is turning into quite the mature gentleman. I hope there will be nuptials in the near future — this year anyhow. Luann’s off to college soon, Gunther and Rosa are bonding nicely. Maybe time to take it to the next stage?
Angelalex242 almost 12 years ago
Well, Brad’s definitely gonna get happy tonight, too!
mpretoni almost 12 years ago
I love this strip but wish Shannon would go away. Her personality is neither cute or amusing. Please don’t make her permanent.
waycyber almost 12 years ago
Remember, St Valentine’s Day is also Give An Asexual Chocolate Cake Day.
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Yeah, no mushy stuff, Bwad! Let’s go shopping! If Brad can handle Shannon, Toni’s fear of marriage should begin to dissolve….
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
With a little + sign, yes
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
or by an Aussie “croc”, either would be good! :p
leosmashroyale almost 12 years ago
She may be a pest sometimes, but shes just a kid. Brad and Toni understand this. This is why Brad has a bit more patience with her, and probably why Shannon likes to hang out with “Bwad” compared to Toni.
waycyber almost 12 years ago
May I recommend Death by Chocolate, Chocolate Fudge Cake, Triple Chocolate Cake or at least Black Forest Gateau. Victoria Sponge Cake is not acceptable.
TiffWHO almost 12 years ago
Toni jumped the gun on her “sweetest guy” comment to Brad he might of been trying to say “I’ll take her to the bus station” or better still “I’ll take her someplace, where she’ll never bother us again.” (Wicked West cackle for good measure)
scooter_1977 almost 12 years ago
I would’ve SMACKED that little brat across the face if I was Toni and she was talking to me like the way she did in panel one. NO parent or guardian should allow their child to speak to them in such a disrespectful tone. The stunning lack of discipline that parents implement on their children anymore continues to amaze me every single day. If I LOOKED at my father funny when I was a kid, I got an ass whipping. I never would DREAM of speaking to him like that, lol!
Edward White almost 12 years ago
I still think they need their own strip. & The jacket she’s wearing that makes her look like a Dr. (a few comments back.) Dude, she’s getting Off work .That was in the closet.
& SMACKING that brat means Jail time in today’s Liberal Nuthouse of a Society.Brian Fink almost 12 years ago
@vanpelt Yes he did. Some other person retired/resigned/moved (I cant remember) a little after Brad got fired from Weenie World.
Mordock999 almost 12 years ago
Okay Brad, now REMEMBER: When You’re FINISHED cutting out those Paper Hearts to Put Those SCISSORS in SAFE, SECURE Place!
The GOVERNMENT Sez You’ll NEED them for (SNORT, GAFFAW) “Personal De-fence”!
JimT8 almost 12 years ago
Save your mushy moments for Valentine’s day. Gotta get those Valentines first.
milania almost 12 years ago
Ths brat has been on the planet one day too many.
bones72 almost 12 years ago
you do realize that you do not have to follow this strip…RIGHT?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 12 years ago
Valentines Day got nothing to do with mushy stuff?.Now they tell me..still, gotta admit gwownup Bwad is pretty good fella
fredb49 almost 12 years ago
@ Dave Johnson, that explains the look on Brads face
Stephen Deane Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Just my 2 cents, but MAC45 is right. Toni is pregnant. :)
spikelovesmusic almost 12 years ago
Yes, but who’s hand, and who’s derriere? ; p
The Life I Draw Upon almost 12 years ago
.. and June may be around the corner.
kbvaughn almost 12 years ago
Valentine’s day is over a week away. Shannon doesn’t need the cards immediately, and giving into her demands only spoils her worse than she already is.
rvdonp almost 12 years ago
Doesn’t everyone think it’s time for an engagement ring and a big yes.
ACTIVIST1234 almost 12 years ago
Toni, yeah, he’s “the sweetest guy”— but let’s remember Nancy’s acute observation that YOU like, not sweetness, but danger. Toni might just be finding this relationship too comfortable to keep.*On the other hand, while buying Shannon’s cards, Bwad will doubtlessly pledge Shannon to secrecy and get something for Toni. Will Shannon be able to keep the secret? A stifled secret would make her explode.
ACTIVIST1234 almost 12 years ago
Back to Saturday…. When TJ said “You two need to take Shower 101”, the sweethearts looked at each other with amazement! TJ actually had a great idea!
bronzeskater almost 12 years ago
So now that Ann’s gone, Shannon is the villain? Sure, she’s insistent and desperately needs some manners, but teachers can be very insistent themselves. "You must have a valentine for each class member of the class, and they must be in by … " Little kids love the excitement and the goodies—Shannon is acting like a normal kid.
716PMedGuy almost 12 years ago
good luck with this one Brad…..
ooptheman almost 12 years ago
Time lapse comics, from shower, to work, doctor app. How did Shannon get to the fire station? Heck if that was my child I would be in jail for child abuse. Now days no more spankings, or standing in the corner. Now lets talk about it or have a time out. My wife and I raised three kids, we were very stict, but to this day our kids thanks us for being strict and loving, at the same time.
jholt almost 12 years ago
So what happened with the makeup thing… just dropped??? good grief…
Jaymi Cee Premium Member almost 12 years ago
They had better teach her some manners or in ten years they’ll have a dark-haired Tiffany clone. And no one wants that.
Scott S almost 12 years ago
Brad earns the mother of Get-out-of-jail-free cards!
Julie-21 almost 12 years ago
Who does the brat live with? In other words, who are they baby sitting for?
William Taylor almost 12 years ago
Is ANYONE ever going to discipline the brat? Doing a child no favors at all allowing them to grow up THIS self-centered.
mrsdonaldson almost 12 years ago
I agree that Toni and Brad need to make it official. Adopt Shannon. Give her a real home life, with some stability and permanency.
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
“Any chance of a relationship beyond friendship between Luann and Gunther has sailed away”
^ Possibly, but, let us not forget Rosa’s bombshell of 2 weeks ago; not to mention that (barf)Quill(puke) is 8365.84 miles away from Lu
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
Re: alka seltzer joke…..LOL
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
yes the wedding might take place in 2025, but, only several months will have passed in Luann time
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
Give it up Lev, they are hot & heavy in the sheets, just ask any “Jury of your peers” Does Greg have to spell it out for you? He has given you more hints than anyone could possibly need, to know the truth, unless they are purposely refusing to see it.
BlitzMcD almost 12 years ago
Annoying kid + No discipline = Annoying teenager.Annoying teenager + No accountability = Well, you can figure out the rest…..
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
Don’t worry blitz, Shannon will straighten out when Brad and Toni marry and adopt her
AStarofDestiny almost 12 years ago
Hope the stores aren’t all closed!
sarafaye almost 12 years ago
Shannon is not spoiled. She is bratty because she lives in a chaotic world where too many grown ups have been untrustworthy. She is desperately trying to exert some control over her life. She will settle down as she learns that some adults will be there for her.
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Hey! What happened with the shower 101?
AmyGrantfan51774 almost 12 years ago
hey that’s child abuse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2Goldfish almost 12 years ago
So, how did Shannon get to the station if Toni is just getting off?
MAC45 almost 12 years ago
Does everybody remember the one valentines day that brad forgot? There was hell to be paid thanks to T.J.
RAGINGLEO almost 12 years ago
Toni, appointment, Hmmmmmmmmmm. Think she could be pregnant? Peyton Place on TV did not take this long to end.
beirdd almost 12 years ago
I wonder if the appt is with Toni’s OB/GYN doctor… you know, to check and see if maybe….
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Ah, two girls fighting over you – it doesn’t get any better than that.