Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 09, 2013
February 08, 2013
February 10, 2013
Transcript:
Toni: "Did you two have fun buying Valentines?"
Shannon: "Yeah! I got 36! Brad just got one"
Brad: "Shh! You're not supposed to TELL"
Toni: "Only one, huh?"
Shannon: "Don't worry. I won't say who it's for"
Brad: "Ignore us"
We realize that. What is your first language? Why don’t you let the rest of us know exactly what dates he said they were having sex on, I’m sure the other 999,000,000 readers all missed those episodes.
Maybe she went to have her yearly check up… All women should do that have all the test’s run for all sorts of things like cancer and other female problems that can be avoided if we all take care of ourselves. Men need to also… They get cancer to but in different ways.
Brad’s improving! Remember last year— he didn’t. It wasn’t until April Fool’s Day that he remembered Valentine’s Day, then TJ tried to get him to combine the two.*Toni is in her work dress uniform. She no doubt was at an elementary school giving a program on Valentine Day Fires— How to Turn Down the Heat. (She’s a pro)
I doubt the appointment was ever anything important. It was an excuse for leaving Shannon with Brad. She was probably getting her nails done or something.
MJ do you have any ideas on where Evans could be leading us with Toni going to the doctors?^^Well, no one knows yet whether she DID go to see a Dr. but, if she did, likely it would be to find out if she’s pregnant (I can hear Lev now: " It’s Dirk’s baby, cause Brad is a d* c*less wonder!")
Since when did the US and Canada become Nanny states? I’m FED UP with it!^^You mean regulations for childhood safety? Well, I agree they go overboard sometimes, but, on the other hand, do you want a return to the days when babies died because they got their heads stuck between the slats of their cribs?
Oh no. Oops. I wrote something on the “Luann” page! (smacks own head) I don’t even know why I read the comments, it’s not exactly rewarding in some cases!
Toni is asking if Brad purchased just one valentine because maybe she expects him to buy one for the unborn baby also. Brad’s going to give Toni a card and Toni’s going to give Brad some news.
MJ:lololololololol! I thought that Shannon- my fav character now- would inspire you to create some art^^It did, there’s a link to a Shannon-Brad pic on yesterday’s comments
Lion_Tamer said, 13 minutes ago I dought that Brad would have remembered if Toni had not asked to take little helmet head “Shannon” to get hers. Seriously needs to get a new hair style. Looks like she stole Darth Vaders helmet.^^is THIS better?
At this point, although I hope Greg has Toni & Brad in a long & happy relationship, I hope he never makes it any clearer whether or not they’re having sex….he doesn’t need to cater to the contingent of critic(s) here with the maturity of a bunch of six-year-olds on pee break.^^True
1. Toni isn’t a virgin. Do you think Dirk the Jerk would have worked that hard for someone who wasn’t giving him any? Brad would be a nice guy and wait it out, but Dirk would set sail after being dry-docked for too long.
2. They are both adults in an adult relationship. Yes, there are many such relationships that are non-sexual, but they are the exception, not the rule. And neither Brad nor Toni are depicted as very religious, which I would expect comprise the majority of those non-sexual relationships.
3. The “Shower 101” strip was meant to imply exactly what it said. “Duh, but they could have left to get away from TJ.” They left the house in bad makeup? They just rudely left the room when TJ got there?
“Evans writes in English.”-Yes, he does but he didn’t say in English what most of us infer and Leviticus refuses to believe without it being spelled out. He isn’t wrong even if he’s wrong. In fact, it being a comic strip, nothing happens until such time as we are told it has happened or we are shown it happening. The artist might decide to go another way.-We can believe many things but until we actually see them ourselves, they are simply surmises. -In fact, even if they said they were having sexual relations, that wouldn’t make it so since people sometimes lie just as they sometimes lie when they say they aren’t.
“Donny, are you on drugs?”-The real question which comes to mind is how much they need to up the dosage. On the other hand, look at it this way: as long as he is here, he isn’t out in the real world shooting up a school or similar place.-It’s a small price we pay.
Dude, just shut up already. You made your opinion known 50 posts back, and you debate / argue like a child. Stop insulting people just because their opinion / belief is not the same as yours.
DaJellyBelly over 11 years ago
Some people JUST cannot keep a secret. :-)
Mordock999 over 11 years ago
HEY!!! The GOV-MENT Sez NO Cars on the Road during the Blizzard!!! You’re ALL Under ARREST!!!
’Cept for the BRAT……,
blunebottle over 11 years ago
Cute interaction all around!
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
They make such a nice little family…quick, someone make Jonah leave forever :P
fiftycat over 11 years ago
Brad and Toni get married and adopt Shannon.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Lev, No one believes that anymore; no use in trying to convince us now… This may be a family of 4 by sometime next year.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Funnnnnnny strip today, Shannon is so cute in the last panel, trying to make sure Toni doesn’t hear her
mission: ispossible over 11 years ago
Shannon actually said BRAD!!!!!!!!!!!
ShagsCA over 11 years ago
Shave off the kid’s eyebrows and she may not appear so hostile…
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Toni’s appointment may have been with a lawyer; to take legal guardianship of Shannon, Jonah the Flake doesn’t give a crap about his daughter anyway.
barbarasbrute over 11 years ago
???????????? In what language?
barbarasbrute over 11 years ago
We realize that. What is your first language? Why don’t you let the rest of us know exactly what dates he said they were having sex on, I’m sure the other 999,000,000 readers all missed those episodes.
kenhense over 11 years ago
Enough kids! Where’s AE??
Angelalex242 over 11 years ago
Brad:Curses, the kid ratted me out.Toni:Oh, like it wasn’t as plain as the sun in the sky anyway…Brad:Point.
bluezcafe over 11 years ago
when did brad get so good lookin’? toni is hot…cartoon speaking that is…
handq over 11 years ago
PINCHE PENDEJO GREG EVANS!!! it’s ’’Bwad’’, not BRAD!! don’t slip again Evans.
handq over 11 years ago
why the hell is a 6 year old in a car seat booster???
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
^ *Wishes “Handq’s” pic was a little larger :P
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Shannon has definitely become my favorite character in this strip
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
just put a ring on it.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Go ahead, Toni! Ignore us—if you can…. Cute interaction today.
Ichabod Ferguson over 11 years ago
Good dialogue and believable characters. Let’s call this day one of a new strip about Toni, Brad, Shannon, and, perhaps, baby on the way.
ABADABA over 11 years ago
Brad, What about your Mother and sister and Shannon?
loveslife over 11 years ago
Maybe she went to have her yearly check up… All women should do that have all the test’s run for all sorts of things like cancer and other female problems that can be avoided if we all take care of ourselves. Men need to also… They get cancer to but in different ways.
dieseldude over 11 years ago
I hate to rain on the parade, but I think it’s something very serious.
Daniel Aplet over 11 years ago
Yes,i was thinking the same thing,the child is very subtle
markbrowningmilner over 11 years ago
i thought she called him “bwad”…continuity error?
sundogusa over 11 years ago
The little urchen said “Brad!” Must be ’cuz he was very nice to her!
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
Brad’s improving! Remember last year— he didn’t. It wasn’t until April Fool’s Day that he remembered Valentine’s Day, then TJ tried to get him to combine the two.*Toni is in her work dress uniform. She no doubt was at an elementary school giving a program on Valentine Day Fires— How to Turn Down the Heat. (She’s a pro)
DaJellyBelly over 11 years ago
I wish that GoComics had an IGNORE feature for this thing!!! P
barbara chaffin Premium Member over 11 years ago
she is growing up!
sarafaye over 11 years ago
I doubt the appointment was ever anything important. It was an excuse for leaving Shannon with Brad. She was probably getting her nails done or something.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
MJ’s amazing art work!!!! : )
Speaking of art work:MJ can you provide us with more of it?^^I do it when something in the strip inspires me :)
Caldonia over 11 years ago
Contrarians gotta be contrary. ;)
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
MJ do you have any ideas on where Evans could be leading us with Toni going to the doctors?^^Well, no one knows yet whether she DID go to see a Dr. but, if she did, likely it would be to find out if she’s pregnant (I can hear Lev now: " It’s Dirk’s baby, cause Brad is a d* c*less wonder!")
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Since when did the US and Canada become Nanny states? I’m FED UP with it!^^You mean regulations for childhood safety? Well, I agree they go overboard sometimes, but, on the other hand, do you want a return to the days when babies died because they got their heads stuck between the slats of their cribs?
Caldonia over 11 years ago
Oh no. Oops. I wrote something on the “Luann” page! (smacks own head) I don’t even know why I read the comments, it’s not exactly rewarding in some cases!
Pelahnar over 11 years ago
“You are mistaken” is three words. If you wanted that sentence to make logical sense, you should’ve said, “You are, in a word, mistaken.”
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Shannon has definitely become my favorite character in this strip
I hope she fares better than mine did.^^I think she will…unless the strip becomes “Luann in Australia”
Step-Step over 11 years ago
Toni is asking if Brad purchased just one valentine because maybe she expects him to buy one for the unborn baby also. Brad’s going to give Toni a card and Toni’s going to give Brad some news.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
MJ:lololololololol! I thought that Shannon- my fav character now- would inspire you to create some art^^It did, there’s a link to a Shannon-Brad pic on yesterday’s comments
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Lion_Tamer said, 13 minutes ago I dought that Brad would have remembered if Toni had not asked to take little helmet head “Shannon” to get hers. Seriously needs to get a new hair style. Looks like she stole Darth Vaders helmet.^^is THIS better?
Angelalex242 over 11 years ago
…Why is there so much vitriol over what’s supposed to be a sacchrine sweet scene?
(Though a bong, being Marijuana, is in fact a drug, even if it’s now legal here in Washington State)
Step-Step over 11 years ago
I don’t always post but I love to visit this page everyday. It’s like a big dysfunctional family!
AmyGrantfan51774 over 11 years ago
geez brats squeal geez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dragongourd Premium Member over 11 years ago
Maybe Toni had to get her income tax done.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
At this point, although I hope Greg has Toni & Brad in a long & happy relationship, I hope he never makes it any clearer whether or not they’re having sex….he doesn’t need to cater to the contingent of critic(s) here with the maturity of a bunch of six-year-olds on pee break.^^True
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Brdshtt said, 12 minutes ago
@Mikeyj
Or how about this one?^^LOL what the heck is that????
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
lol
Murph1908 over 11 years ago
C’mon. Brad and Toni are definitely having sex.
1. Toni isn’t a virgin. Do you think Dirk the Jerk would have worked that hard for someone who wasn’t giving him any? Brad would be a nice guy and wait it out, but Dirk would set sail after being dry-docked for too long.
2. They are both adults in an adult relationship. Yes, there are many such relationships that are non-sexual, but they are the exception, not the rule. And neither Brad nor Toni are depicted as very religious, which I would expect comprise the majority of those non-sexual relationships.
3. The “Shower 101” strip was meant to imply exactly what it said. “Duh, but they could have left to get away from TJ.” They left the house in bad makeup? They just rudely left the room when TJ got there?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 11 years ago
“Evans writes in English.”-Yes, he does but he didn’t say in English what most of us infer and Leviticus refuses to believe without it being spelled out. He isn’t wrong even if he’s wrong. In fact, it being a comic strip, nothing happens until such time as we are told it has happened or we are shown it happening. The artist might decide to go another way.-We can believe many things but until we actually see them ourselves, they are simply surmises. -In fact, even if they said they were having sexual relations, that wouldn’t make it so since people sometimes lie just as they sometimes lie when they say they aren’t.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 11 years ago
“Donny, are you on drugs?”-The real question which comes to mind is how much they need to up the dosage. On the other hand, look at it this way: as long as he is here, he isn’t out in the real world shooting up a school or similar place.-It’s a small price we pay.
scottjsmith.peng over 11 years ago
Dude, just shut up already. You made your opinion known 50 posts back, and you debate / argue like a child. Stop insulting people just because their opinion / belief is not the same as yours.
scottjsmith.peng over 11 years ago
Leviticus, with respect, please don’t encourage him any further by actually replying to his rants. If we ignore him maybe he’ll go away.