Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 27, 2013
January 26, 2013
January 28, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: "Reasons why animals have patterened pelts. 1. Camouflage. 2. To scare predators. 3. To impress potential mates." Marigold: 4. Because of you. Phoebe: 5. Because they're waling around being all temporarily blank.
No true artist can turn aside from a blank canvas. Are those magic markers? One can buy glitter paints and dyes specifically for decorating horses and ponies.They wash off.
I think thats exactly what a unicorn would look like if a 9 year old girl got a hold of one AND some markers. Also Im all for painting Phoebe next. (maybe on Dana’s Deviantart) but 1st, some one hide the pallor bears!
OMG!! ::huge grin:: This is so . . . so . . . doggonnit, I just don’t have words! And Marigold’s expression at the end . . . just made my heart melt and made me feel so glowy and warm inside. Dana, you’ve done it again!!
Read Typee the island tattoo artist nearly burst into tears because Melville had no tattoos on completely white skin. He stalked Melville for months trying to work the perfect canvass..Reason 1-3 don’t apply to unicorns.
whitecarabao almost 12 years ago
Ah, Marigold, what tremendous patience and understanding you have…and a tremendous sense of humor, too.
rpmurray almost 12 years ago
Does she mean in the physical sense or the mental sense?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 12 years ago
She’s ready to do Fruit Stripe gum commercials now.
sjsczurek almost 12 years ago
Marigold looks like she should be on a cereal box.
AlexLion almost 12 years ago
Zebra!
siggygirl2 almost 12 years ago
Love the art work, Phoebe!
Pokefan_Frank almost 12 years ago
Never show a child a blank surface if you want it to stay that way :)
Q4horse almost 12 years ago
No true artist can turn aside from a blank canvas. Are those magic markers? One can buy glitter paints and dyes specifically for decorating horses and ponies.They wash off.
Q4horse almost 12 years ago
Now its Marigolds turn to face paint Phoebe. Equines have incredibly dextrous lips which would make holding a marker easy.
T_Lexi almost 12 years ago
Ooooo… beauty! I love the green eye mask! : D
Half Caper Farm almost 12 years ago
Hmmmm, I’ve got a barn full of lovely white Saanen goats. :-D
RandomNinja almost 12 years ago
@celeccaZebricorn?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Once I asked to see Marigold in color.: DI got my wish!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Good one.
StrangerCoug almost 12 years ago
I figured Phoebe would be drawing something like that.
Stephen Gilberg almost 12 years ago
Will this make Marigold less prone to staring in mirrors?
kaykeyser almost 12 years ago
I think thats exactly what a unicorn would look like if a 9 year old girl got a hold of one AND some markers. Also Im all for painting Phoebe next. (maybe on Dana’s Deviantart) but 1st, some one hide the pallor bears!
Mister-Edd almost 12 years ago
I wonder if Phoebe has a Bedazzling kit…
Masterius almost 12 years ago
OMG!! ::huge grin:: This is so . . . so . . . doggonnit, I just don’t have words! And Marigold’s expression at the end . . . just made my heart melt and made me feel so glowy and warm inside. Dana, you’ve done it again!!
reynard61 almost 12 years ago
*insert obligatory “Unicorn-of-a-different-color” joke here*
bopard almost 12 years ago
Read Typee the island tattoo artist nearly burst into tears because Melville had no tattoos on completely white skin. He stalked Melville for months trying to work the perfect canvass..Reason 1-3 don’t apply to unicorns.
bopard almost 12 years ago
Look at great hoax book *Why Paint Cats"
snopes has some of the doctored email pix toohttp://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/paintedcats.asp
Masterius almost 12 years ago
Dana, this should make Comic of the Year!
dfeuer almost 12 years ago
This is reminiscent of the O&M hair curse. I wonder if it will be repeated from time to time.
Catboy85 over 11 years ago
Did anyone else notice that her ear and forelock make a U.S. flag?
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 8 months ago
Phoebe’s quite the body painter! :D