Close to Home by John McPherson for February 20, 2013

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  almost 12 years ago

    A byproduct of the Madden Turkey Experiments, banned by UN convention.

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    natureboyfig4 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Who would waste that technology on wings? I’d rather have 8 chicken legs! Go for the Octochicken! ;-)

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    Plods with ...™  almost 12 years ago

    It had to happen. They needed more fingers.

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    jprozeboom  almost 12 years ago

    They’re a little late for the sujper bowl where the main stream news media was reporting a dirth of chicken wings for the couch snacking while watching the big game. I wonder what’s next, buffalo with wings. Now that would be a neat discovery. Even Nobel prize worthy?

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    RockChalkJayhawk  almost 12 years ago

    So that’s how they do it.

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    angelfiredragon  almost 12 years ago

    One has to wonder if this really were possible with 8 wings and 8 legs if those against animal eating would be happy that less birds are dying for same amount of food. Course PETA wouldn’t be happy because nothing will make them happy.

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    Dewed  almost 12 years ago

    I wonder if they can make boneless chickens

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    battle of plattsburgh  almost 12 years ago

    I wonder why turkey wings have never caught on?

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    libbydog  almost 12 years ago

    I’ve never understood the fascination with wings – there’s no meat.

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 12 years ago

    they need to grow more nuggets

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    Balraj  almost 12 years ago

    May be they can fly now?

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    hippogriff  almost 12 years ago

    Long John Silver started them, called “Peg Legs”, but no dip, just fried chicken.

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