Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 04, 2013

I think these guys are deluded. Most of the for profit schools charge high rates for matriculation and then have students telecommute from home. I have yet to see a scholarship offer from the University of Phoenix. Anyone else?

Could this mean – Zipper will have to GO OUT AND MAKE IT ON HIS OWN??? I can hardly wait!!

I guess I really was born in time. Tuition and other fees at my Alma Mata has more than quadrupled since I graduated about 30 years ago. Zipper and his bud are about to get very unpleasantly surprised.

50K for lousey certificate of completion?

Of course, being grandfathered in we have all heard about. Therefore, it is far more fun to talk about being grandmothered in, and “taken care of.”

don’t for-profit schools have bad graduation rates, leave students with huge debt, their credits are non-transferable, and their degrees are useless.

“…@Alabama_AlDid you go to UA B’ham, Tuscaloosa, or the REAL University of Alabama in AUBURN”.He went to the one that gives football scholarships to 8th graders.

Oh, they expect results at my level; CEO’s, not so much.

Boy, those people at Fox are lazy.

Thanks for correcting me. I’m lucky if I remember what I have for breakfast

@Newshound41 >>> The quick brown dog jumped over the lazy Fox….

that’s the point of the strip. zipper is always misusing language

“We’ll be taken care of” = when you graduate, Zip = when pigs fly.