Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 04, 2013
Transcript:
Cricket: So what do you think this is all about? Zipper: My guess is Walden's turning for-profit... and that President King is about to announce a big payout to existing stakeholders! Cricket: Existing stakeholders? Does that include us? Zipper: Has to! As enrolled students, we'd be grandmothered in! Cricket: I'm not familiar with that term. Zipper: It means we'll be taken care of!
I think these guys are deluded. Most of the for profit schools charge high rates for matriculation and then have students telecommute from home. I have yet to see a scholarship offer from the University of Phoenix. Anyone else?