Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 08, 2013

Yes, the $250 an hour nap that’s deductible.

Alexikakos, and in a few years you’ll be able to hunt the Easter Eggs you hid yourself….

I wanted to say something pithy and snarky, but the dominant voice in my head told me to shut up and drive. It decided to drive me crazy. It was a short trip.

I tried that once; just couldn’t get my head around it. Tried stroking my ego instead.

nice metaphor

is it a Big Ol’ Comfy Couch?…:)

His insomnia has taken a great step.However more sessions are needed in case of a relapse

Who needs an expensive shrink when you can self-medicate?

I’d much rather sleep through it all…and ultimately, I will.

My favorite one is ; 9 out of the 10 voices in my head told me to stay home & clean my guns today

Sleepwalking in church, eh? Well, the vicar was probably somnolescent, too.

RE: your second thought—my thoughts exactly. For that kind of $$$ he could buy himself one of those expensive Sleep-by-Number mattresses.

The doc is looking at his watch.

I don’t know what it means but I talk to myself and I also answer myself all the time and all the time when I tpe or read I hear a voice in my mind saying what I type or read.

Yesterday I was just pretty, but today I Beautiful…thanks Doc.!

It must be working. When he started, he was so up-tight.

The counselor has the coffee cup; the patient has kleenex. May they should consider switching table tops?

I talk to myself. I argue with myself. I get really concerned when I start to lose those arguments.

Freudian reductionism – the shortest distance between his hand and the patient’s wallet…..

At least the dreams will be fresh when they’re analysed.

It is a position of weakness when your feet don’t touch the floor while seated. That’s why the shrinks do it this way.

In the first place, sanity is highly overrated. so why do we need shrinks anyway?

Hi, I’m going crazy! Wanna come along?