Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 24, 2013

Hat in panel 3 looks like a snake’s face with Bucky’s fang

Ain’t gonna get any sympathy from me for snakes….I don’t even like all mammals, but at least I understand them….bird’s are cool too… but reptiles, lizards, crawly things……somebody else is gonna have to worry about them….I’m with Bucky here. But with me, wearing a snake hat would kinda freak me out….

Pimp out, Buck.

Bucky you need boots now !

Conley gets some stars for “handage.” Can’t find it in a dictionary, but it should now enter the language. Or am I missing something?

Now, get some moccasins on your feet.

Handage! More Doobage !!

“…my hatred for another species.” : D Next it’s going to be a monkey-skin/fur coat for the Buckster.

Two thumbages up for “handage.”

wha hoppened to the rat story…duh

“I walk 47 miles of barbed wire,I use a cobra-snake for a necktie,I got a brand new house on the roadside,Made from rattlesnake hide,I got a brand new chimney made on top,Made out of a human skull,Now come on take a walk with me, arlene,And tell me, who do you love?”

Songwriters: HUNTER, IAN(ellas mcdaniel) 1956

If a snake is lunging at you, then you’re doing something wrong like provoking it. Most snakes just want to be left alone.

Well, since manu-facture literally means “make by hand” manufacturing without handage would be quite a trick!

I’ve said this before, but this seems like the time to repeat it: Another freshly minted Fuzzyism! Darby sure can coin ’em! Darby, Major Guffawage salutes you! :ↁ

There’s your problem: step over the log or go around it.

I could have sworn those types of hats could be made with the shedded snakeskins(correct me if I’m wrong)

I like reptiles and amphibians, myself. Frogs are my favorite, but lizards are cute, too. When I was in high school, sitting outside one of the portable classes, a frog jumped into my hair. The guys with me all thought I would start screaming. I just looked at it, hanging there in my long hair, and said, “well hello.”