Strange Brew by John Deering for March 13, 2013

They have point there.

Talk about that missed opportunity. Their boat has sailed.

They were probably confused by daylight saving.

“There were green alligators and long-necked geese,Some humpty-back camels and some chimpanzees….”

Evolve into narwhals.

It may be just as well it ended like this. Nobody would play leap frog with them anyway

Are those Vultures circling the Arc? Hummm.

“How long can you tread water?”…

“And the unicorns looked up from the rock, and cried…”

…and the water came up and just floated them away…

can’t believe noah bought that crap about us being mythical.

Not if you are Paul Ryan.

In spirit of the occasion – the dinosaurs also missed the boat.

I’ve seen one like this, but they were a pair of T-Rex who said: "Oh s##t!! Was that TODAY??

Some have said the dinosaurs got the unicorns’ ticket, but fell off the boat before the seas dried up.

And that’s why you nivver seen a unicorn…to this very day!

They should have traded places with the mosquitoes.

Some argue that there was no way the Ark could have held the large animals. But they don’t consider the possibility that the larger ones could have been babies or young when they went on board.

Btw, have you seen this:http://www.foxnews.com/science/slideshow/2012/12/12/man-builds-life-sized-replica-noah-ark/#slide=1

Here’s the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XQfGmBnlMU